The real Pete

Angry, happy and something between. BTW I'm too lazy to give a f*ck. 🖐 I'm alot of things but not a saint.

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@MbarkCherguia Target

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@busygirl78 Like what? The cutting?

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@itsrubyparker hi

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@lunacvte Hello there 😊😊

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@Tessatinyy yes?

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@sashasex_y Hi 😉

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@kayexposedxo still yes

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@yourchubbymaddy hi

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@maddycutiepiee Yes 😊

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@adila2g hell yeah I mean sure

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@xemmadental Hi

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@donnac8xcbk3 Hi

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@JudeMontclair Yes 😊

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@Geniustechw Don't stand in the fa-king road!

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@MatthewNichol5 Stand in the road and you become a speedbump. Honk honk mother Fu...

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@DreamTeslaGone 🤣🤣

[B Susanne @DreamTeslaGone]

Day 50 – Halfway to a Hundred, Zero Percent Battery

It’s been 50 days.
Still no Tesla.
My neighbors are starting to whisper.
My plants are thriving because I keep whispering to them now:
“You’re sleek. You’re fast. You’re my Model 3.”

One plant turned toward the sun dramatically.
I took it as a sign.

Still manifesting.
Still hoping.
Still charging.

#Day50 #PlantModeEnabled #PhotosynthesisAndFaith #WaitingWithStyle

[The real Pete @peterblom79]

@DreamTeslaGone @Tesla i have never seen a more Dedicated woman to Tesla than this and it seems that she don't have a Tesla (yet) what could she do to get sponsored to get one? I guess the tweets would be a lot different tho but still honoured to Tesla ☺️

[B Susanne @DreamTeslaGone]

Day 48 – Tesla Tech Support (Sort of)

A friend texted me, “My Tesla screen is glitching, what should I do?”
I don’t even own a Tesla…
But I responded with:

“Have you tried saying ‘I believe in you’ to it?”

They said it worked.
I said I’m now accepting clients.

Still no car. But clearly, I’m spiritually certified.

#Model3Mystic #TechSupportByVibes #StillNoTesla #CertifiedByHope

[B Susanne @DreamTeslaGone]

Day 45 – Parallel Parking Training (Model B Edition)

Today I decided it’s time to master parallel parking…
With my bicycle.

I spent 45 minutes perfectly aligning it between two scooters while whispering:
“Full Self-Park activated.”

A toddler applauded.
A pigeon judged me.
Still no Model 3, but my training arc is complete.

#ModelBPrecision #ParallelParkingQueen #StillManifesting #TeslaDreams