Peterborough Man

[Peterborough Man @peterboroman]

@P_M_Z_ @PLCPS Glad I Wasn't Involved. #peterboroughwoman

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Peterborough Man Devastated After Learning Small Qty Of @Chan_Rahan Bobbleheads Perish In @Spankysdowntown Fire.

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Peterborough Man Poses as Cop in Attempt to Get Discounted Tim Hortons. Police Investigating.

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Peterborough Man Bites Wife After She Tells Overweight Mother-in-Law to Sit in Middle Seat So "Weight Ratio Will Even Out”.

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Peterborough Man Found Waiting For @PTBOSloths Response To A "Welcome To Peterborough" Tweet Sent End Of August.

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Peterborough Man Under Investigation After Sending Multiple Emails To @petedalliday and @Chan_Rahan @KruzFM Requesting "The Monster Mash".

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Peterborough Man Found Concealing 3 lbs Of Cooked Bacon Inside Track Pants Outside Smitty's. Accused: "The Sign Said All You Can Eat".

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Peterborough Man In Custody After Sprinting Northbound (against traffic) On George Street, Naked Waist Down; Wearing Maple Leaf Jersey #ptbo

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Peterborough Man Remains Hospitalized After Leaping From Moving Car in Attempt to Retrieve Dropped Cellphone.

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Peterborough Man Crashes Scooter Into Ditch After Reading Tweets Surrounding Dean Del Mastro Scandal. Paramedics On Scene.

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Peterborough Man Accused Of Angry Outburst. Rips A Signed @Chan_Rahan Headshot In Half In Fit Of Rage. Accused: "The Weekend Ended Too Soon"

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Peterborough Man Beats Co-Worker With Wiffle Bat For Insulting @MikeMelnik ...Police Investigating.

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Peterborough Man Fired Arrow Through Wall And Into Neighbours Apartment, Claims He Was Testing New Crossbow.

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Peterborough Man Wins Billy Gibbons Look-Alike Contest After 4th Try.

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Peterborough Man Called 911 Twice To Complain About Way His "Roommate" (Mother) Spoke To Him.

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Peterborough Man Arrested For Punching Window Of Passing Truck While Yelling "DALLIDAY"

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Peterborough Man Arrested After Rearranging Walmart Beverage Aisle Late Sunday Evening.

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This just in @peterboroman listens to @KruzFM

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Peterborough Man Arrested For 9th DUI, Tells Police Beer Is His Coffee.

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Peterborough Man Sips Beer As He Wanders Naked Through East City; Says He Didn't Know He Had No Clothes On.