Peter Bovril

All views are my own.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Was in the bathroom and my girlfriend shouted do you want a blowjob. I immediately scrubbed my cock and as she was sucking said "mmm imperial leather". I asked how did she know and she peeled the sticker off my bellend.

[Peter Bovril @peterbovril]

@KaneBethell @officialbantams @NrthrnKitchenBD 🎣🎣🎣

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Call it off, the tweet of the summer competition has been won.

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Cost of living crisis is getting ridiculous.
Took the kids to watch Toy Story 5. Nearly £200!!!

[Peter Bovril @peterbovril]

You want to go to IKEA today ?

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@Bradford_TandA Sally

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@ParkerTandA @Bradford_TandA Best of luck, was always going if they came in. Did ok for us and was consistent. But played 51 games and was every set piece and corner and didn’t score 😂 midfielders should be weighing in with 8-10 goals a season easily. We must have a replacement lined up. A few for 33 YO 👍🏽

[Harry @hjpm2002]

@officialbantams A number nine that scores goals absolute flith lads

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Anthony Gordon looks absolutely over the moon after hearing he’s swapping Newcastle for Barcelona...

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@officialbantams Undercover announcement, with the game as distraction? #Bcafc

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@CaptainSensibl6 @sipingham @networkrail Cheers mate

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🙌🏽

[BBC Yorkshire @BBCLookNorth]

Lap dancing club makes fresh licence application https://t.co/2xh2WoI5In

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@LondonBantam 🤢🤢🤢🔫

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#SOUARS

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Anybody know how old max downman is? They haven’t mentioned it in the comms #SOTARS

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@BBCLookNorth Don’t get high on your own supply 🥺

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@BCAFCGHOST @avalleybantam @officialbantams 😂😂😂😂

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@BCAFCGHOST @officialbantams @OFFICEINTERIOR5 Wondered how long this attention seeking skid mark would take to comment. No chance he’s leaving when we bought the ground back surely 😎🔫