petey walnuts

d(m)v, occasionally funny, waiting patiently for the vlad guerrero jr & louis varland statues

[MLB Scoring Changes @ScoringChanges]

Here is the full Ernie Clement/Gunnar Henderson play from today’s @Orioles at @BlueJays game, and Dan Shulman really explains this well.

I don’t see a tag attempt, and if you wanted to call what Henderson does a tag attempt, Clement stays within three feet of where he was at the time of the “attempt”, so I feel they got this right.

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

officially topuria fight week time to not think about anything else for eight days

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

but this is not the cloth from which belal is cut #ufcvegas118

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

belal in the red looks like mega zahabi #ufcvegas118

[Jon Anik’s Giggle @jonaniksgiggle]

How do mma fighters not cry sometimes when they get boinked right on the nose?

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

@Grabaka_Hitman jan blachowicz will be on the receiving end of this exact sequence 40 times in 15 minutes and his knees won’t even buckle

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

matt schnell should be able to wear headgear like glass joe #ufcvegas118

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

just the most predictable shit of all time

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 Current weather forecasts show a 65% chance of rain and a 39% chance of thunderstorms during the UFC White House event on June 14 😬

(via @accuweather)

[Henry J. Brown @henryjbr_sports]

Looking down at my dribble. Just embarrassing

[ً @pipeshotgun]

Tom Aspinall showed love to darkskin women and got killed

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

shooting into a guillotine at age 37 okay #ufcmacau

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Birthday text from my 13 year old cousin

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

vladdy i never gave up on you i will always love you

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

Get big lil ass boy

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

*making a minions movie* ok now draw one in a thong haha no way. that’s so fucking funny

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

sorry pete but that’s why folks wear those big sliding gloves that tack on a few inches of reach

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

rutschman getting absolutely zonemogged by pinango here

[petey walnuts @petercbroke]

need okamoto to stay hot like i need air in my lungs