ur dad fam

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Fuck fake bitches

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Kitchen hygiene is so bad at uni I don't know how more people aren't ill

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

So why is nobody concerned with how addictive pringles are

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Circadian rhythm is well and truly fucked

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

This is the first Christmas Day that I've not spent in London

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Shows like eastenders are dirty man, like I always feel like I need to take a shower after watching them

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn’t

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

When u find a song u like n play it till it's shit

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

You know those meals that never seem to decrease in size as you eat them

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

I bet Dubai a fake ass bitch

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Yeah being at home is peng but give it a few weeks and everyone will want to go back to uni #YouWantWhatYouDontHave

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I think having a mum who cares about u is one of the best things ever love u mum

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

@WangNooodles herpes is okay because it sounds treatable

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Be positive about everything apart from hiv and your life will be so much better

[ur dad fam @peterchristi223]

Stay hungry stay foolish

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I just want to see incredibles 2

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I hate bare feet

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I was supposed to buy a reading list for uni, r they dumb nobody reads no more fam it's 2017

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Ol' tight

Ol' tight Asznee

Ol' tight the galdem