BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Green absurdly calls for Congress to impeach President Biden for arranging the release of WNBA star Brittney Griner from imprisonment in Russia. RT IF YOU THINK THAT MTG WOULDN’T COMPLAIN IF GRINER WERE WHITE!
BREAKING: New Twitter/Facebook competitor @TribelSocial network quickly bans infamous far-right social media hate group @libsoftiktok after they join and fire off a series of bigoted posts against the LGBTQ+ community. RT TO THANK TRIBEL FOR STANDING WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY!
The plan: Up early, shave head/face, leave the flat by 8am for monster walk. Don't check where the book is on the chart, don't go on Twitter.
The reality: Book's gone up over 431,000 places.
Morning Twitter chums!
*waves*
With only 60 days until Election Day, we are in a statistical tie for the Governor’s seat.
Let’s keep this momentum going to elect @StaceyAbrams this November!
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BREAKING: MAGA is dealt a crippling blow as a federal judge rules that Sen. Lindsey Graham MUST appear before the Georgia special grand jury investigating Trump’s illegal efforts to undermine the election. RT TO THANK THE JUDGE FOR UPHOLDING DEMOCRACY!
BREAKING: Disgraced MAGA henchman Rudy Giuliani accuses Joe Biden of running a “fascist state” and a “damn dictatorship” and calls for him to be “tried for crimes against humanity” — the latest example of Republican projection. RT IF YOU THINK THAT GIULIANI SHOULD BE INDICTED!
So let me get this straight - the trumps were ‘too bereaved’ to sit for depositions in NY, but are now emotionally recovered enough to host a Saudi-supported tournament on the SAME golf course where their mother/ex-wife was JUST buried?
Are you f*cking kidding me?
BREAKING: AG Merrick Garland drops a bombshell, pronounces that Donald Trump could be prosecuted because "no person is above the law" and there is "nothing" that protects a former president if they attempt to "undo a democratic election." RT TO DEMAND PROSECUTION!
BREAKING: Rep. Jerry Nadler announces that House Democrats will soon bring an assault weapons ban to vote on the floor because civilians don't need a "tool of war" — forcing lawmakers to vote on record on the issue for the first time in decades. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE BAN!