Clive🤑

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Girl who canceled 3 of our dates in one month upset at me for not texting back

[Etornam @EfoEtornam]

Ah why are people shocked that Adwoa Safo is receiving treatment sitting in a chair at the hospital? A former Minister and MP, so what? That’s the reality on the ground. No beds. Should the doctors buy a bed for her or what? That’s the country she and her party developed.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

Friends to lovers, I endorse and support.

[𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱! @Jude8Mills]

if i get money, i quietly go go pay for some buffet just chop till i no fit breathe again.

[𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱! @Jude8Mills]

and do you know what i miss ?
jumping the school wall to go and buy food in the middle of the night.
idec about the food, i just love the adrenaline rush i get from doing something i know would send my parents into a coma.

[𝒪.💗 @_sweethaven]

snap needs a feature that lets you stop people from sending you streaks or sumn

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

First time I’m seeing a one storey generator house in my life

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Look at the way you're struggling to pay house rent when you have a mansion in heaven.
Why not go home?

[suspended @twtuser00001]

Getting drunk with your close friends is a privilege and do it as much as you can before everyone gets separated

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

The moment a Catholic church organized a tug of war game between the mothers and fathers. See how it ended. 😂😂😂

[A 🐾 @araba_xxx]

Adjetey just came to do advert for his dentist.

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

kids are just mini crackheads😭

[DON! @mrquamzzz]

UCC has failed students regarding security.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"How far that your babe na?"

wetin you go gain if i begin cry now?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i actually feed on intelligence. i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things, such as music, films, religion, beliefs, and history. i love listening to people's opinions. i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I’m not a high risk friend.

We can text twice a year and you’re still my gee.

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[Maame✨ @adj_oaa]

The day before you get ghosted

[Maame✨ @adj_oaa]

This won’t matter in heaven😭

[Maame✨ @adj_oaa]

So now sperms are not even safe in condoms??? 😂