petercollins

Supplier of left-handed screwdrivers

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New Scotland Yard is neither new, nor is it in Scotland, nor is it a yard. Discuss.

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Carphone Warehouse doesn't sell carphones and isn't based in a warehouse. Discuss.

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The Lord Privy Seal is neither a Lord (she's a Baroness actually) nor does her job involve privys or seals. Discuss.

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I have had this account since Jan 2009, but I suspect that at some point https://t.co/4rl1xctX5Z will be forced to ask me to prove I am over 18, as if I might somehow have signed up at the age of 6 months.

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Thought for the day: I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

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Linkin Park are not a recreational area, nor are they a social network for dull business people. Discuss.

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Move along now, nothing happening here

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I'm not him, or him, or him. I'm me

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@OwenWntr If they win, there are bound to be more leeks, er, leaks

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The Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss.

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Rhode Island is neither a road nor is it an island. Discuss.

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But those teeth... they're "BBC sitcom vicar teeth" aren't they?

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This definitely isn't me. That frock wouldn't suit me at all.
https://t.co/oTdRsAsqlU

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"Grape-Nuts" are neither grapes nor are they nuts. Discuss.

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The Partridge Family were not partridges, nor were they a family. Discuss.

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Oxford Circus is not a circus, nor is it in Oxford. Discuss.

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“The Prince of Tides" was not a prince and he had no authority over packets of detergent. Discuss.

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Dr Pepper was neither a doctor nor a pepper. Discuss.

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Just so glad that there will be no new tariffs on left-handed screwdrivers

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Scissor Sisters are neither sisters nor are they much use for cutting paper. Discuss.