Peter From Queens, Not Queensland

I am not trying to be anyone's Prime Minister!

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

I've been to Australia once, in 1998, and nothing that's happened there since is my fault. https://t.co/Sz1XKnHC4E

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@emiliesyverson @michaelmiraflor Flickr is, thankfully, still alive and well

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@charlieboardman @jbillinson New Yorkers have been waiting on line long before the creation of the internet

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@AndyBremmen

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@AnalyticD @jasonc_nc FHG is actually right now trying to put parking on our narrow cozy street because they claim there's not enough parking in the neighborhood, despite every single house on the block being completely against the idea 😡

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@TommyTPaine @showedmecolors I was shocked to learn that too. Meanwhile, back on Long Island...

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@showedmecolors Yup, grew up on LI and it wasn't until about high school that I realized "Protestant" wasn't a single denomination.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@DirtyErnieDeux Didn't they move the capital to Massapequa sometime in the last few decades?

[Phil BuildTheFutureNow 🇺🇸🦅🌲💙 @PhilSustainable]

The QueensLink would reuse an abandoned 3.5-mile rail corridor in NYC, no expensive tunneling. At ~$3.5B, it’s one of the cheapest ways to expand the subway. Add upzoning near new stations and you unlock massive transit-oriented development. 160,000 new homes.
Why kill this?

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@kaseyklimes Gotta go out to Long Island for the deli sandwiches.

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@rwlesq @asymmetricinfo @dilanesper You can't state that that the Dems would be all "land acknowledgments and self-flagellation" while simultaneously claiming that they'd try for "patriotic unity".

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@2001TJSahara @TheMaleGazer

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@geauxbluse @SaysSimulation Depends on the train. If I could take the Shinkansen from Tokyo to New York, I would.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@closetedomarap1 @TrueNorthish @potatoslav You did do a perfect imitation of Europeans, though. I wonder if they yell at the Japanese (or Canadians, or Australians) for calling it soccer as well.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@americanhousing I hope you have wider options too! I live in a 20-ft townhouse and I think it'd be hard to live in anything narrower.

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@JacobAShell They should improve it by creating an exact replica of Venice here.

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@closetedomarap1 @TrueNorthish @potatoslav Except in Japan they call it サッカー (sakka)

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

I WISH TO REPORT A HATE CRIME

[Peter From Queens, Not Queensland @peterdutton]

@Bugs_Meany @xwanyex Simple, just call this guy

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@owenbroadcast Revelations 8:6 - "Then the seventy-six angels who had the seventy-six trombones prepared to sound them in the big parade."