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big fan of frog the damp ratchet and other bands youve probably never heard of

[pete @peterfordd]

@CD1n3vski @NYstacker11

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[pete @peterfordd]

expiration date would be september 2014

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[pete @peterfordd]

toad the wet sprocket playing on the train station radio. although it was “all i want” i was still like hell yeah

[pete @peterfordd]

a mcchicken is like 3 dollars what are you on about

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "we are in the Golden Age."

"This is the greatest we'll ever be."

[pete @peterfordd]

rhode island is a sh*thole

[pete @peterfordd]

all of this over basketball…..

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now COMPLETELY DESTROYING SCHOOL BUSES in Times Square

One of the drivers had a panic attack

Police are TOTALLY overwhelmed

These people are NOT intimidated, as they know they VASTLY outnumber cops

[pete @peterfordd]

Greatest season of all time. It lived up to the wait and the hype, unlike season 5

[Pop Base @PopBase]

4 years ago, ‘Stranger Things 4’ premiered on Netflix.

[pete @peterfordd]

He probably got a worse punishment for throwing the chair.

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

I got pulled over on the highway for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled down my windows.

Out of nowhere, my adorable and apparently genius 7-year-old granddaughter started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!”

“I can’t hold it any longer, Paw Paw!!!”

“It’s almost hereeeee!!!”

The trooper definitely heard every word. He stepped up onto my brush guard, leaned in the window, and asked her, “What’s going on back there??”

She looked him dead in the eyes and said, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

The officer lost it. Absolutely lost it. He was laughing so hard he could barely stand up straight.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting there completely shocked and mortified.

He asked how far we had to go. I told him about two miles to the house. Still laughing, he said, “Drive safe and get Miss Thang home to handle her business.”

As soon as we pulled away, I asked, “What in the world was that about?!”

She smirked and said, “I saw it on YouTube. I didn’t think it would actually work.”

I asked, “So… you’re not pooping?”

She said, “Nope. And you’re not getting a ticket either.”

I don’t know whether to ground her or hire her as my attorney, but this kid might be my hero.

Credit goes to the respective owner

[pete @peterfordd]

@bylermiiwi Im very grateful you didn’t include shock jock. That was a great episode.

[pete @peterfordd]

10/10

[Hulu @hulu]

It was us, we asked for more. #MalcomInTheMiddle Life's Still Unfair is now streaming.

[pete @peterfordd]

I guess it’s safe to move back in when I turn 31!

[Slim Thick ᥫ᭡ @slim_ma97]

LIVING IN YO MOMMA HOUSE AT 25-30 IS W I L D EMBARRASSING 😭

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The videos behind Skrillex's most iconic samples

[pete @peterfordd]

@returntopassion 1s+0s is a flex because she performed it live literally once

[pete @peterfordd]

@athensdemo 20,000 calories per servingggggg 🎶

[Clip Station @Clip_Station_]

This is the smartest thing l've ever seen a cop do

[pete @peterfordd]

Damn it’s already January 2nd this years going by so fast lmao

[pete @peterfordd]

Damn it’s already January 2nd this years going by so fast lmao

[pete @peterfordd]

surely netflix wont crash this time

[pete @peterfordd]

it wasn’t that bad

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Episode 7 of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 has become the lowest-rated episode in the show’s history on iMDb

The episode currently has a 5.9 rating

[pete @peterfordd]

It’s a bird.. it’s a plane… it’s.. it’s steve’s beamer