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Teaching His word through high school baseball.

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Mother! This pot of gumbo lacketh a lid! 'Tis spilling all about the coach!

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Forget to take the trash out one time and suddenly it's Locktober in June!

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Getting yelled at by a park ranger for throwing a coke can in a creek and then going home and posting this on Facebook without a caption

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It low key hits different when the balls get sucked on!

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Putting a stick of butter in my dog's kong

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Butter chicken and noun bread

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If a woman share lipstick with another does it is like they kissing each other? 🤞

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I'm gatekeeping my favorite store-bought barbeque sauce.

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A Day in My Life as a Cis Guy That Gets Wet When Aroused

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My asshole is itching, and it's likely that the culprit is leftover poop.

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@josiahhughes @pitypilled SKSKSKSKSKSKS SHE LOOKS SO GOOD OMFGGG

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Job listing for a Senior Sysadmin at SB Mowing

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I'm writing a novel with themes of drug addiction, mental illness, and trauma

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Raygun just broke dance 🪩

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My back is literally not even that big lol. How can a back even be big?

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My stupid son bought me these gay fucking Christmas shoes

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CP in LA.

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Wouldn't it be so crazy if all the Miis in Tomodachi had orgies every night after you quit playing? 😃