Pete Madden

Tweets from the Madchops

[David Peach @david_peach]

Ours give our boys a wave & smile every week. Don't forget your #garbos this #christmas #manlybeachaustralia #manly

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

A friend of mine is pregnant and has had the eHarmony scan. I tell you, the people using online dating are getting younger and younger

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Twenty years later and I still don't get "stupid is like stupid does"

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

@gavintapp failing that, there's always Señor Papi's House of Obscure Spices out on the Queanbeyan border

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

@gavintapp perhaps the Giralang shops, or as the locals like to call it "Little Guadalajara"

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

@gavintapp If I'm not mistaken, I believe they're included in the old El Paso crispy chicken burrito pack

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Twinnies! #virile

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

I desperately miss my local DVD store. Hunting for treasures in the weeklies with other anti-social shut ins was one of life's small joys

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Fun language fact! In mandarin 'tai' translates to 'excessive', 'tai tai' is 'excessively excessive' or 'wife'

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Big win in the Wednesday tennis comp AND successfully predicted the winner of The Bachelor. Kicking ass today.

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Morning everyone! I love you more than sand castles!

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

My 11 month old captured my thoughts on the day with a poop in the bath, creating a horrific poop soup. PLENTO dry reaching in the clean up

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

@bourkey 140 characters!? Mind... blown!! I look forward to penning more compendious yet extemporaneous tweets

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

twitter absence! Did I miss anything?

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

Phbbt Beyonce.. Give me Meatloaf and obscure AFL players sprinting any day of the week

[Elise Schuster @akadallas]

@HankAzaria

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

eating a purple carrot (NOT a euphemism)

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

@beth_am Deb said she saw a guy with a southern cross tattoo on his face. A photo of that would be a more honest representation of Adel

[Pete Madden @peterjmadden]

apples are so much better when sliced. Nature really stuffed up on that one.