Peter Kettle

JAMIE BROWN

[luke @louorns]

The more you hear Tuchel speak about the squad he picked, the more it makes sense. Wharton wouldn’t have played much for England, how would he deal with that? Would he be good to have around in a tournament setting? To Tuchel, personality/harmony + defined roles are the way to go

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

The haters said he couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Great call from the haters.

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

I was hyped to watch the Enhanced Games but it’s such a shoddy embarrassment.

Drugs only resulted in 1.9% fat loss and 1.5 kg muscle gain, IGF-1 only up 69%.

Athletes not even trying, records aren’t broken, lame commentators.

Watch this company’s stock go to 0 within 3 years.

[Tim @UpperBullen]

No need to spy on Everton. Same team, same tactics, same subs at same time every week

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

"PICKFORD IS DEFYING PHYSICS ON A WEEKLY BASIS" 🌟

Fill in the blank: Jordan Pickford is _______ 👀

[Macca @xMaccaEFC]

Sooner that car crash of a 'captain' Tarkowski is binned off the better as well, he's been shite all season an no matter what just plays every wk, goes round flattening people thinking he's some sort of hard case, an absolute empty head

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

I never thought I'd see the day where a referee had the balls to stick to his decision and dismiss the VAR review. Then again, it was the worst of the worst in the VAR booth, Darren England. Well done Farai Hallam 👏

[Charles Stevenson @charles_stevo]

This club will never win anything.

We are just not serious

Three horrendous penalties, two taken by centre forwards who cost £30 million

An absolute embarrassment in front of the loyal south stand after a horrible week.

Truly ashamed

[Peter Kettle @peterkettle92]

Tim iroegbunam

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎥 Watch this video of Yaya Touré and tell me the 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 playing today that he reminds you of.

I know we're all thinking of the same person.

[Everton @Everton]

When @JackGrealish turns up in the middle of your class... 😮

After hearing young Georgie's heartbreaking story, we arranged a special surprise in time for Christmas. 💙

[Peter Kettle @peterkettle92]

*checks notes* you are

[Charlie @CharlieBarnicle]

@RobertMcNabb8 I'm factually not, but sure 🤣

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

A statement performance from Noah Lyles in the men's 200m semi-finals. 😯

Britain's Zharnel Hughes is also through to Friday's final.

#BBCAthletics

[Trouble 🇯🇲 @AshhOnline]

There we land needs to go bed

[Stompey🇸🇪 (fan) @stompey__]

Brother, the message is to you 😭😭😭

[Everton @Everton]

"The biggest compliment I can say about Jack is that he's even better than I thought he was."

- David Moyes on Jack Grealish

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Romanian cup draw😭😭😭

[Peter Kettle @peterkettle92]

He should of stopped shagging his brothers wife that might of got him out of his difficult moment

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

"He'd take the butter off his toast..." 🤔

That’s one way to put it, Gary… 😅

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

Will be interesting to see if Wirtz gets older than him this season

[Peter Kettle @peterkettle92]

@jackriley94 I’ve seen better performances from r neil
for the cons than him

[KylePVFC @KPVFC10]

No.17 Ed Sheeran is an interesting choice going into the season as his legs don't work like they use to before.