Kimani wa Kimani

Nothing is Permanent

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Kenyan entertainer DJ Macdee has successfully tracked down and recovered his stolen Ksh 280,000 Pioneer DJM-S11 mixer, only to be hit with a shocking twist involving the police.

The high-end equipment was broken into and stolen from his car on July 7th. After spotting it being advertised online a month later, Macdee partnered with officers from the Mugutha Police Station to launch a sting operation. The trail led them to arrest a suspect, DJ Mkenia, who ultimately escorted the team to a residence in Parklands owned by Shah Ashish. Inside the house, the mixer was recovered alongside a massive stash of other suspected stolen electronic goods, including TVs, speakers, and generators.

However, the breakthrough has been marred by controversy. DJ Macdee discovered that the primary suspect, Shah Ashish, was mysteriously released on cash bail by the Mugutha OCS at midnight without his knowledge. The DJ is now publicly calling on the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) to ensure transparency and answers as to why a key suspect was released in the dead of night.

[Kimani wa Kimani @peterkims14]

@HonMoses_Kuria Why should he listen to you?

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

I passed by a security check manned by a G4S security officer, he tried to pull that "mkubwa toa kachai'

I had no option but to tell him the route to state house has not changed, aende tu pole pole state house aitishe chai huko

G4S company must feel our pain

[Hon. Justin Muturi, EGH @HonJBMuturi]

Noted, Riggy G.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Hydrogen peroxide+baking soda in a spray bottle. Your house will smell brand NEW. Absorbs anything pungent or stuffy

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Gachagua is tribal and all other Jaba stories.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Release Kaguchia immediately or we all defect to Wamunyoro -UDA MP GG Kagombe

[A concerned Kenyan🇰🇪 @Brian_Collins25]

After watching this i wonder is marriage really worth it? guys? 😅

[Anombi @FashionPalace8]

Ruto sijui atajificha wapi jameni
#MainaAndKingangi

[Amazing Physics @amazing_physics]

Here is the reason why geometry is used in architecture

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

One time I visited a friend. His daughter’s boyfriend was there. We sat, ate, and talked current affairs.
The guy was sharply dressed, well-spoken, university student. But something felt off.
I know "sharp boys" when I see them. Before we called them "sharp boys" we called them "dot com boys".

During the conversation he casually mentioned I’d helped him clear school fees. "His parents are alive but poor."
I was shocked. What kind of upbringing teaches a young man to ask his future in-laws for money?

Fast forward 15 years. They’re married.
In those 15 years he has worked a total of 4 months.
Every time you ask him, "I’m waiting for a big deal."
The father-in-law has been financing everything. The house, the bills... full "Mike Sonko style." To make things worse his inlaws regularly ask for handouts too .
He is a soft man with deep pockets he likes to throw money at problems . But things are getting out of hand . Since they are renting they have moved closer to him so close they have been visiting often.
When you see a bad fruit just know it came from a bad tree , this is how we judge upbringing . Those guys celebrating George ruto for going to TikTok lives and sending gifts, just know he is his father's son.

[Juan Tam @cgitosh]

As they say, there is always a Ndii tweet to counter a Ndii tweet

[Royal Eagle 🦅 @Komboray]

Never Forgive, Never Forget!

[Njagamugo @The_Nyerian]

Ruto should just visit KNH disguised as a patient and get to interact with 5 real patients suffering from his healthcare system. He will leave KNH singing Wantam louder than all of us.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Internet will never forget...
Riggy G leaving Karen hospital no cars ,no security, his wife was the security remaining, they dd him bad guys .He is valid to destroy Kasongo Completely

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

President Ruto promises to make the Nyali-Kilifi road a dual carriageway

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ruto promises to build an airport for Kisii and Nyamira residents

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

He even lied he wanted to be a WANTAM president.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

(VIDEO) Ruto promises scholarships to victims of botched Finland programme
https://t.co/PDa4wLahVx

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I am longer interested in the 10 years, I only need five years as president. - DP Ruto.