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On tour 🍺

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I remember my teacher saying I'd never get a job sat gazing out of a window all day. Well well well Mr Woodhead, look who's serving you at McDonald's drive thru 🙄

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Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues

After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel.

But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers.

{satire}

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https://t.co/dQDrs1enzC

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You know it makes sense

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Sent AI me to the gym... Whilst I had a 🍺.... 🤣

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https://t.co/oqVaktcneB

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What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.

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Just absolutely blasted my persoal best, in under 15 minutes. I managed to put the clock in my van forward an hour, for daylight saving time!! 🕒🚐🙂

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"Superstar DJ" 🎶🎶🎶🎶

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Lyndhurst wanderings 🍺

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A swift one at Ebenezers 😊🍺

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What's AI playing at with a pink bed? 😱🙄🤣

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