Peter MacAulay

not everyone can be a seven.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

In honor of CYber Monday we're giving away a @RickPorcello jersey! 👊

RT now for a chance to win!

[Peter MacAulay @petermacaulay]

#ChallengesInlife farting on an airplane and trying not to look guilty.

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Up for 42 straight hours.. I think I'll check in at 8pm

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Candycrush is simple, the real challenge is fighting with my fat fingers to make the correct moves

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

X = playoffs

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Universities use 1-ply toilet paper as a reminder to work hard on your degree so you can afford 2-ply because we know they can afford it.

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Not even 23 and going under the knife for back surgery. Explain how this makes any sense.

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When the girlfriend decides she can French braid my hair it may be time for a hair cut .... @celeece

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Hey pal #hanginaround

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

GOLD AGAIN for @BobsledKaillie & @HeatherMoyse in bobsleigh -> http://t.co/Gqs6ZEZP2t #WeAreWinter

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Anyone who does this has no life @Flovechkin_9

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#BellLetsTalk

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Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica.

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It would be sooooo cool if @twitter followed you!

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Gym attempt shut down by frozen shoes.

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Pretty sure buddy with the t-shirt on walking through campus missed the small minus sign in front of the 25 when he woke up this morning.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Baseball players

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Was thinking about getting my UNB application ready for the fall but I guess I'll wait on that for at least a few days.