Peter McKane

Full Stack Developer. Father of nearly five.

[Peter McKane @petermckane]

@beastupidgamer @LynneRodger4 @MAJ_Madden @matbookworm2 @darthnader96 @CCalrisian @TheeTrueLee @ColonelFalcon @SWalesJones @Echo_Naenia @r3trogam3boy @RetroMayhem81 My Twitter account got hacked once. The guy who stole it felt so sorry for me that he gave it back, followed me, and got his parents to send me a Christmas Card.

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@wiseconnector ⇂ߤ

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@MadScientistFF Double the injuries while falling down it

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@ListerLawrence Because if you accidentally let that thing run for 10 seconds too long you're worried about your next mortgage payment.

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@reactionfigure I got the full set of these for Christmas... one year late. I'd neglected to tell anyone what I wanted for Christmas until about two days prior and my mum had not got any of them. She still mentions that and feels bad about it! I never cared tbh, still got good stuff.

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@replicantpinky Three more hotdogs.

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@JimsRetroEmp Some highly nostalgic adverts and probably the first five minutes of Prisoner Cell Block H after a light night film was set on timer record.

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@darthnader96 Like the stringy bits of overripe peaches in tuna brine.

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Happy 4th of July! ♥ Must be nice to have won freedom from rulers who are above the law :3

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@beastupidgamer @BuzzFeed I wish @BuzzFeed would just... stop.

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@Figensport There is no way that egg didn't run under the crust. None.

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@the_dadchef The best sauce to put on steak is another steak.

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@TheMekon_Venus Ruining your artwork, being utterly ineffective at spreading anything evenly, getting dropped on the carpet, and then living together in a homogeneous clump for the rest of the year while the teachers replaced the PVA glue pots with Pritt sticks.

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@MAJ_Madden 5, 5 and 5 please <3

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@iammemeloper Or just return an error code and then throw an exception when that function returns the error code.

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@Olifiers The CPC 464 is glorious.

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@ChinnyVision At least they didn't try to fold the card over to squeeze it in.

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@fermatslibrary 2^10^120 is when you miss your exit and have to turn around at the next one.

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@JimsRetroEmp Freddy wielding the fearsome but little known razor flipper.

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@TheeTrueLee 19. The middle two are simply wrong :3