If you’re selling to CEOs, talk revenue.
If you’re selling to managers, talk productivity.
If you’re selling to employees, talk ease.
People buy what makes their job easier.
Cloves Remove Skin Tags & Warts Overnight! ✨🌿 Most people don’t know this simple spice can transform your skin naturally 👇
🌿 Dries out skin tags & warts fast
🌿 Fights bacteria and infection
🌿 Promotes smooth, even-toned skin
🌿 100% natural & chemical-free remedy
✅ Mix clove powder with a little oil, apply overnight — nature’s dermatologist in your kitchen!
Incredible.
A café employs people with Down syndrome to affirm their humanity and break societal stigmas.
An extra chromosome does not determine a person’s worth or humanity.
We need more of this.
Bantu bezi25 let me talk to you.
00:00
💰 Salary In: +R26,800 (Capitec)
The happiest 2 seconds of the month!
Available: R26,800
00:02
R2,200 (Capitec Loan)
Bank: "We’ll take that back, thank you very much."
Available: R24,600
00:04
R585 (RSAweb)
WiFi must WiFi – can’t hustle without it.
Available: R24,015
00:05
R2,000 (Bonitas)
Health is wealth… even if it feels like robbery sometimes.
Available: R22,015
00:08
R600 (PayJustNow)
Those "buy now, pay later" payments are catching up 👀
Available: R21,415
00:15
R400 (Identity)
Clothes account said: “Don’t forget me.”
Available: R21,015
00:22
R3,500 (Car Payment)
Because Ubers are not cheaper 😭
Available: R17,515
07:38
R1,500 (Loaned to friend for rent)
"Hey friend, I’ll pay you back next month" — famous last words.
Available: R16,015
07:55
R6,500 (Rent payment)
Landlord doesn’t play about his money.
Available: R9,515
08:15
R2,000 (Cash Send to Mom)
Moms don’t even ask, they just say “send.”
Available: R7,515
09:30
R1,500 (Baby Mom – support)
Peace of mind payment.
Available: R6,015
10:00
R400 (School bags – Aunt Zola)
Because shame, the kids can’t go to school looking like life is tough.
Available: R5,615
12:00
R180 (Lunch with colleagues)
“Let’s just spoil ourselves a little” → regret in 5 days.
Available: R5,435
14:00
R400 (Petrol – BP)
Because cars don’t run on air.
Available: R5,035
16:20
R2,200 (Groceries – Shoprite)
The trolley was full, the fridge is full… but ask me again in 3 days.
Available: R2,835
✅ End of Payday: From R26,800 ➡️ R2,835 left.
And the month hasn’t even started properly.
This might be funny to read, but it’s the harsh reality for so many South Africans. Before you make remarks like “they can’t budget” or “they waste their money”… please remember that life is tough. Obligations are heavy, salaries don’t stretch, and most people are just trying their best to survive and keep everyone around them afloat.
General Prince Mokotedi (Former Gauteng Hawks Head):
On Paul O’Sullivan:
1. He captured the Scorpions. They used his Jet & paid him R150k
2. We took him to court for misusing his passports, i.e Irish, British & SA.
3. He's a fixer & involved in extortion & kidnapping
4. Owns half of St Helena Island & over 250 companies.
5. He was Britain's MI6 Agent, serving worldwide including Rhodesia. He’s in SA to protect British, Western & CIA interests & neutralise Islamic tendencies
6. We charged Paul for espionage for getting stolen intelligence tapes from an SA intelligence officer & gave them to the FBI, CIA, etc.
7. Gauteng High Court granted him an order, saying police must give Paul 48hrs before arresting him.
8. O’Sullivan, Sibiya & McBride plotted to kill me, we had a witness & evidence that Paul paid him, but the case collapsed.