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petermj script from different pieces of media

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i'm not obsessed with him, just very observant.

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Even knowing the agony I endure each time Peter web swings into the gathering darkness -- I wouldn't trade our marriage for anything in the world!

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MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything with your hand in my...

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after you, milady!

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i am shirtless. wearing the tightest leather pants you can imagine. also i'm soaking wet for some reason. yeah, i show up at your door soaking wet and shivering and--

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you're the best.

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i told you i never wanted to do this ever again!

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No, I get it -- Blah blah blah my life is so crazy and ridiculous blah blah blah. But really --

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Why don't you slip into something a little less comfortable and come to dinner with me? My treat! — You don't have to ask me twice!

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I'll uhh...see you around.

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Hey - Just calling you back...I'm hanging up and I'm just going to text you. This is weird. Ok. bye.

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it doesn't really hurt anymore.

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Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.

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Mr. Parker, you are looking at a true pool whiz!

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I have a plan. Okay, first, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight.

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Mary Jane and I have only been married a little while, But I've really gotten used to having her around. And I miss her.

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now, c'mere, tiger, and kiss m--mmmm.

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there's nothing we can do. but it'll be okay.

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Whoa! You're jealous! You're never jealous! I'm always the jealous one! This is so great! I love it! — Yeah? Then maybe you'll love sleeping on the couch.

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she knows better than anyone what she's getting into -- and she still wants me. how could i turn down someone like that? do i take her as my wife? you bet.

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it's all my fault. i promise i'll fix this.