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Context nuance, and critical thinking don't matter - Peter Oliphant.

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Me: *make tweet about specific example of something I wouldn't want widely publicised.*
Twitter: *widely publicises it.*

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@samsanders NYT reporter in my shop: "what's this badly bent plank of wood over here with all the wires attached to it?"

Me: "it was going to be a table top that lights up, but it turns out woodworking is more complicated than gluing pieces of wood together"

Them: "let's tell everyone"

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@AliceAvizandum I hear you sneaking Mountain Goats lyrics into @trashfuturepod!

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@wtyppod @Devon_OnEarth I'm half way through and it's already one of my favorites!

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@historybitcx Hi

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@OhGoodItsAlex This is the only good merch idea

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@ctrlaltquin QUIN!

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This one's gonna slap!

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

the world is all that is the case
stand right here and run in place
fresh egg running down my face

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@thegemthecolor @corruptedgem It's me, I'm sickos

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@cmclymer Well shit now I have to rename mine!

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@mountain_goats *fully yelling* "I KNOW HER!"

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@AliceAvizandum

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@KillJamesBond the phrases "Saddle Arabia" and "derpy with a hard R" are alone worth my Patreon subscription.

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@BeccaBeckery 5'11"

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@annieonetoo

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@andyateacrayon Sometimes you just want to say hi to an Uber driver

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@ContraPoints YW, hate is the correct response.

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@WillEvans215 Damn sometimes it's like the criticism is intentionally redirected towards those of a lower class so the capitalist can avoid any accountability. Kind of like this criticism right here.

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@AliceAvizandum Taking psychic damage.

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@Potatopolitics also #yesAllElephantSeals

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@Potatopolitics this took me like 5 tries, because I was too lazy to look up frame hotkeys for youtube, anyway, good bit!

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@Kristen_Arnett This single tweet has improved my impression of central Florida 10x