Parker Johnson

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

If it ain’t right, try going left

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

I miss loving a track because of the outro, a lost art form

[Earth @earthcurated]

There’s always one morning near the end of summer when the air just feels different. Nothing dramatic has changed, but somehow you know autumn is coming.

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

I figured something out but I forgot what it was about.

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

There are just some techno songs that literally make me ball and I don’t know whyyyy

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

Not me getting emotional boiling a hot dog in my almost empty apartment

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

I’m leaving LA on Monday and I can finally say it’s hitting me

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

Minutes away from seeing my husband for the first time since we got married in March

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

Sitting here thinking of all the people who are going to treat robots badly and how we’re all going to have this equality for robots movement and it’s giving me anxiety

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

You’re like Oprah with the No’s

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

UK VISA IN HAND.

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

nothing like being tormented by a tiny bug flying straight at your face kamikaze style

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

Can I just be with my husband already? Let me know! K thx

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

I’ve had the hiccups all day. Send help

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

ROSALÍA THO @rosalia

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Human beings are social animals. What brings us together is love and affection—anger drives us apart. Just as we employ physical hygiene to protect our health, we must use ‘emotional hygiene’ to tackle our destructive emotions and achieve peace of mind.

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

@thehomieKG It’s called vaping

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

@s0trubestie Welcome to the club

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I'm watching the sunset, and am struck with the realization that I'm sitting on a habitable planet looking at a normal star that gave us some energy and somehow led to the origin of life, consciousness, and intelligence. How is any of this real 🤯

[Parker Johnson @peterp4rker]

@burdturds CC: @GabeTheRoch