Falco Pirelli (oi/mate)

Tyred of stasis, plenty of tread.
Strong opinions, bad jokes, little rhymes, no quotes. Mostly harmless.

[Progressive International @ProgIntl]

BREAKING: Parliamentarians from around the world — including @RepRashida, @jeremycorbyn, @leilachaibi, @ClareDalyMEP, @zarahsultana, @IdoiaVR, @manojkjhadu and @senator_sheldon — are standing with the global movement to #MakeAmazonPay.

Join them: https://t.co/HyChzsFRpT

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

Live @XRebellionUK protests outside fossil fuel kingpins and their enablers today.
https://t.co/XLUUFEOwMv

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

And by 'talk to' I mean ask questions and listen to the warped-logic, probably, of the answers.

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

I'd actually really like to talk to Elon Musk. Not because I think he's a particularly great or particularly terrible person. Just to try and understand what the hell is going on in that universe.

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

Halloween this year really helped me understandable the true value of our legal and governance systems in a new light. Famously, possession is 9/10ths of it.

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

@chiefchimpanzee 'Democracy' for sale: no previous owners, fell off the back of a lorry.

[Darshan @chiefchimpanzee]

So much integrity from mini Johnson

[Ric Fouad @ricfouad]

1. Have practiced law 33YRS, appeared in courts at every level, can only dream of being as eloquent, legally informed, cool-headed as this man: bravo, citizen.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

2. WTF @ColumbiaSheriff? WTAF??? Fire these idiots, now.

3. Must-see, America’s best & worst, in one vid.

[Contact @ContactMcr]

THIS WEEK ✨

After a two-year gap, @20StoriesHigh are back on the road with a double bill bursting at the seams with originality, scouse humour and grit.

👉 10 - 12 November
📍 Contact, Manchester
🎟️ Tickets from £10
🔗 Book now: https://t.co/MZpSFY5aia

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

How do you know when a social network hits puberty & starts being the worst version of itself in a childish attempt at assuming control?
A distinct musky odour.

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

@niehratilat That's a TP, not a YP. Their Problem (/Toilet Paper 💩). You keep doing you!! 💪👑💃

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

I would like to make it clear that whilst past performance (opinions) are the best indicator of future performance (opinions) they do not in fact speak for my current opinions (performance). People change, and so they should, for the better, ideally. ✌️❣️😊

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

If anyone *is* reading this, you might understand it, but it's anyone's guess at this point whether what you understand is what ! meant. See what I mean? It's tricky. Enough to drive a sane man mad. I would know... Trust me on *that* at least, fam.
🙃🙈😎🕺💃🪩
✌️✌🏾✌🏼✌🏽✌🏿🐰
😘

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

#Berlin is not known for it's hasty removal of all sorts of posters. A few days ago versus today tho... How very curious. We see you. We're changing it. It's not a threat. It's a promise. #Klimastreik #ClimateStrike

[Falco Pirelli (oi/mate) @peterparkorr]

*You have 87billion unread messages*. Mailbox full. Play messages?