incorrect percy jackson

incorrect quotes from the olympians, including our favourite (checks notes) peter p. johnson!

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Annabeth: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Percy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Percy: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 

Grover: *chugs entire bottle* 

Grover: It’s perfume.

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Annabeth: Don't stay up all night, Grover. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Percy: Okay, help me please!

Mr. D: Got two words for you.

Percy: I bet they won't be helpful.

Mr. D: Your problem.

Percy: I was right

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Percy: Can I ask you for a favor?

Grover: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Percy: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Percy: So are we flirting right now?

Annabeth: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Percy: That doesn’t answer my question

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Grover: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Percy: Oh, you’ve been?

Grover: Once. In Monopoly.

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Grover: I am the most responsible person in the group. 

Annabeth: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Grover: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Mr. D: You're like 15 years old

Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Annabeth: You did WHAT– 

Percy: William Snakepeare

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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Annabeth: Stop.