Pete Russell

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[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

I can’t believe it is 18 years since they handed us this tiny little person and actually allowed us to take her home with us!
Happy 18th birthday @maddierussell, we cannot wait to see what happens next!

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

@panzer It looks great, but imho there is something not quite right with the Yorkshire pudding. Maybe the fat wasn’t hot enough? Needs to be *really* hot.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Can we maybe just put all this Harry vs The Royal family story to bed by agreeing that Royals are a bit toxic and Harry is being a bit of a tool?

[Paul and Storm @paulandstorm]

[P] Maybe the real Speaker of the House was the friends we made along the way.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

@JuliaHB1 https://t.co/aJ4G1tTnNA

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

@jeffpickthall Phew, Christmas is saved!

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Just in case you were still on the fence about Matt Hancock. https://t.co/DsAX8vmeW9

[shardcore ⧖ @erocdrahs]

the conservative party refusing russian donations would perhaps be a more potent message…

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Perhaps the England team should eat a full turkey dinner the day before a game as well then?

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

@erocdrahs May I recommend this excellent podcast?

https://t.co/qU0wJFCe3T

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

If you are moving to Mastodon, I am at https://t.co/R1M50qfQ26

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Message to the @England football team at the #WorldCup for the game v Islamic Republic of Iran 🇮🇷 on Monday. We think it would be amazing if you did this. It would mean more than you could ever imagine.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Darn it! I got one wrong.
https://t.co/Rk9o5BimiB

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Anyone taking bets on him soon being treated for falling from an upstairs window?

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

Two of the sources said he was being treated for a heart condition. Russia's Foreign Ministry called this information a fake.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

@jeffpickthall @tsohost https://t.co/dLXPufQTqz easy to find promo codes too.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

But always u-turning, u-turning towards freedom! https://t.co/HAnHOiRsTy

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

There is no long-term prosperity without action on climate change.

There is no energy security without investing in renewables.

That is why I will attend @COP27P next week: to deliver on Glasgow's legacy of building a secure and sustainable future.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

..and as a courtesy to those cabinet members who can’t bear to look at themselves in the mirror!

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

In a welcome move towards a more inclusive government, Sunak has had all the mirrors removed in the cabinet office to make it less embarrassing for all those cabinet members who don’t have reflections.

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

Morning…

[Gislaine🌸🌷 @magioliveira]

I don't want to set the world on fireee😁

[Pete Russell @peterrussell]

If @BorisJohnson is looking for a job, isn’t there a brewery with a piss-up that needs organising that could keep him busy for a few years?