R.P.

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

‘Breakup’ messages after 1 or 2 dates are basically job application rejections. “Thank you for your interest in dating me. After much consideration, I have chosen to move forward with someone who better suits my interests. Thank you for your time, and best of luck in the future.”

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

Unfortunately for John, no senator will ever be able to top Grassley’s Dairy Queen tweet

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the “Texas stop sign,” to sample some of their delicious fare. I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone)

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

This is exactly why I gamble on sports too

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Brendan Sorsby bet on Indiana Football in 2022 to feel more 'connected with the team,' per his affidavit in court documents.

"I rationalized placing those bets as a way to feel more connected to the team, to root for my friends, and to feel like I had a real 'stake' in the games that I otherwise was not involved in."

He later added: "Because the Indiana football team was not a very strong competitor in 2022, I lost most of the bets I placed."

https://t.co/QP93ETMZGD

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@Not_NileKinnick @Ben_Hutchens_ @ethan_petrik Won a game in the CWS more recently than Iowa

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@ChrisMWilliams @IowaEverywhere @Hassel_Chris

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@RC_Cola_Fan Idk I think @RileyLindholm is a nice guy

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

How it feels being an Iowa State fan

[Rock Chalk Blog @RockChalkBlog]

Players Era to Iowa State: "Do you want to play in a tournament to win millions of NIL money???"
Iowa State: "Yeah!"
Players Era: "Cool! Go play St. John's and Creighton."
Iowa State: "We went undefeated against 'em!"
Players Era: "Great! Now go play for 5th place!"

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

Lot of people being preachy today who were silent when the Minnesota Speaker of the House was assassinated a few months ago

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

Images that precede fortunate events

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

Spotify must’ve seen the ADP report this morning

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@RC_Cola_Fan Probably just that he’s asking for plant-based milk in the dairy state, but at first glance it does come off snobby

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

I didn’t realize how formative Mustard was for me until hearing his set, and it’s basically everything I heard at Dublin

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@kclindholm Fixed it for you

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

The opposite but also the same energy

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Video continued:

" You take an airplane, it costs you 2 dollars."

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

I don’t think that first picture is Khalil Mack

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

According to AI, you can slap some ranch on your cuts and call it a day. Top notch technology Google has here

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

STILL OUR STATE!

#Cyclones | #C5C

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

@JoshPateCFB ⚠️Conference Title Weekend Reminder⚠️

Iowa State has in fact been in a conference title game recently, something you seem to be unaware of

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

Not voting until you’re 42 is somehow more embarrassing than not getting a single top 5 in almost 200 races in good equipment

[Danica Patrick @DanicaPatrick]

I voted today, for the first time. 🗳️
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I made a rule for myself that if I didn’t vote I could not have an opinion about the outcome, because I didn’t earn that right. Not this time. I voted for @realdonaldtrump and I can’t wait to have him make America great again! 🇺🇸

[R.P. @PeterRyan22]

17-year old me who hadn’t seen a ranked football or mbb team in 7 years would’ve been insufferable having both in the top 10 at the same time

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

Here. We. Go.

#Cyclones | #C5C