Devon Petersen

‼️FUCK SEAWORLD‼️

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@chrisrfoster12 @grok take this down

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@chrisrfoster12 Reported

[AB @AB84]

Me and my therapist both agreed

i don’t need a job

I need a blow Job

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

WAKE THE HELL UP WE HAVE FOOTBALL IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

BEAT THE ILLINI

FUCK THE REST AND GO BIG RED

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@yaboystow Relax they are use to this feeling

[dylbob 🐻⬇️ @heideman_dyl]

Taking applications for a new friend with a speech impediment because @chrisrfoster12 is dead to me as of 9 AM

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@chrisrfoster12 @yaboystow Stow all day. Chris is out of practice

[dylbob 🐻⬇️ @heideman_dyl]

My dogs look me dead in the eye at 5:30 am and sigh like they’re the ones getting auto-payment texts from midamerican

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

Please don’t

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@yaboystow Let me retweet this

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@yaboystow @chrisrfoster12 @elonmusk get this dude off the fuckin app

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

Huge thank you to this cop for getting the perfect camera angle on this

[George Mack @george__mack]

Steve Jobs' email to himself 13 months before he died

Couldn't sleep after I read it

via @TrungTPhan

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@kayla__rlambert If the shoe fits, wear it

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most rarely use it

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

Nice guy, but dumber than fuck

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

@chrisrfoster12 Please shut the fuck up

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

Them are the ones Wallen was warning us about

[Devon Petersen @petersen_devon]

You can question the bear, but its gonna shit in the woods

[Chris Foster @chrisrfoster12]

Every girl at shotgun Betty’s scream singing “before he cheats” has had their heart broken at least once.