Jared Peterson

Circumspect like a fox.

[Jared Peterson @petersonjared]

Making "others" of each other leads to madness. In big ways and small, at home and abroad, on the internet and the street. Madness.

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@Warcraft Spawning my very first character and standing there in Coldridge, dead still, listening to the wind, watching the snow fall, for half an hour because I didn’t know about WASD.

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@beyonddc Are we talking the Grove? The Promenade? I worked at Borders on the Promenade in the nineties but I imagine it’s changed a bit.

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@chbooksdc Nice recovery.

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@vtuss Roll for damage.

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@ATRightMovies In 1985 I paid $80 for Ghostbusters the day it went on sale at my local video store. Eight-ZERO dollars.

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@KateBennett_DC @taffyakner

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@chillsandtrills Adira “Starfleet Academy” final exams study montage when?
Doctor Worm https://t.co/ICbEODldkU

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@KeepersDan “They mean to take us as a prize.”

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@MackyT01 @sailorsctaustin (Georgetown, specifically)

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@MackyT01 @sailorsctaustin Those are the “Exorcist Steps” in DC.

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@MerriamWebster I thought it made sense organoleptically.

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@thisismewhatevs There absolutely should be a Star Trek West Wing by now. It should be vague enough that they don’t have to write themselves out of corners constantly, and also relentlessly dramatize species reaching good faith conclusions. People should say “Well argued” a lot.

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@petridishes One must imagine Tantalus filled up on breadsticks.

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@BrianLynch “That’s a frog. Bears wear hats” is the funniest line in the history of cinema.

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@mattzollerseitz We saw ET opening weekend at the Cinerama Dome. What a magical place. If every theater in the country looked and operated like the Arclight did it would still feel special.

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@OKBJGM

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@JasonHunton @JJModelMaking "I work for Section 31. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy."

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@BenjaminCrew1 I’ll agree, that is the funniest joke in a Spielberg movie. But for my money this is the funniest *moment* in a Spielberg movie:

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@CethanLeahy Too many Meghans