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I don't have a personal philosophy. I can't be defined, man.

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@mehdirhasan It’s infuriating.

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@Swamplights @mroliver916 @roadsidetweets This made me so happy.

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@patriottakes This level of zinger is what I would have overheard in 7th grade study hall right before the kid made fart noises with his arm pit.

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@piperdotally This kicks ass

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@Joshstrangehill “I Demand Satisfaction!”

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@Joshstrangehill S-M-R-T!!!

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@XicanoBrownDude @lib_crusher So great.

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

Tenure

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@RiffTrax Replica - I laughed so hard I choked.

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@RiffTrax Dangerous Man - dear god that was fantastic

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@Kerrie_Murphy @youaregoodpod It was a joke among the boys in my hometown during that era. Didn’t matter what you went to the barber for, you left with a bowl cut.

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@drscottjensen Misinformation has taken over and you’re happy to exploit and spread it.

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@9six7 @etritabaugh @j_saal @JerasIkehorn @candytalkshow While it was the most unholy flavor combination I have ever encountered, I can take some pride in being one of maybe 10 people on Earth who has actually done it. You can’t rattle me, son, I once ate prosciutto and circus peanut on a goddamn wheat thin.

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@j_saal I watched Sister Act again within the last year and it’s a fun 90s comedy with some great comedic actors. I miss when comedies were just fun, plot be damned.

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@j_saal Spanish: “Temperatura” - I love how it sounds and how it feels to say.

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@gorskon @DrJenGunter I actually came to your account to see if you had said anything about this Mother Jones piece.

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@j_saal Just the 4 of us.

Menu: turkey breast we roasted with garlic thyme butter in our pizza oven, and then all the trimmings. Would do again :)

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@NYMag Why was the stylist not asked to define “unsafe”? Why wouldn’t a chemist be consulted by the article to determine that?

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@thefilmcynic @rejectnation In retrospect not for kids but my brothers and I *loved* this movie. Great Arnold one-liners, a rocket launcher, he carries a massive tree trunk. It’s peak Arnold.

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@SamuelAshworth @elemental What a fantastic read! Learned so much.