Peter Wallace

basketball, baseball, and music...

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

I'd be lying if I said I don't miss you.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

What if blowjobs were 9 to 5?

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Dimples are caused by an abnormally SHORT facial muscle.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

What a wifey understands, a hoe could NEVER comprehend.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

what if some "people" are actually robots that were put on the Earth by aliens to keep an eye on us?

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Teacher: "From all this talking I assume you're done with your work." Me: "From all this complaining I assume you're still single."

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!"

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Success isn't something that just happens - success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared. -Sparky Anderson

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Never judge a man till you've walked a mile in his Little Mermaid costume.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly.Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

You will turn back to me & ask for help, and I will answer your prayers. - Jeremiah 29:12

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Whatever you ask for in prayer with faith, you will receive. - Matthew 21:22

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

When I was 7, Hannah Montana was Lizzie McGuire. iCarly was Drake & Josh, Justin Bieber was Jesse McCartney, & Spongebob…is STILL Spongebo

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Peale

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

If tomatoes are a fruit. Isnt ketchup then technically a smoothie?

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Fuck texting, phone calls, tweets, facebook messages & all that other bullshit. I want you here.