monkeyboylikespizza

50 plus twice divorced who has slowly lost the ability to keep my mouth shut. Anointer of Dick Donuts. My pronouns Been there/Done that

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@thefoundfashion Just made my heart skip a beat!

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@gymlifeanimal ferris bueller's day off… important life lessons in that movie.

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@bria_110 Yesterday around 3pm. Fingers crossed it happens again today.

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@Jim_Jordan Hi Jim, let’s get all the child molesters next. You are such a Dick Donut.

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@laurenboebert Right up there with Jewish Space lasers… oh wait, that was the other one. I honestly get the two of you confused.

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@laurenboebert Tell me Lauren, are you more interested in helping Americans or selling your brand? When is the cookbook and tell all coming out?

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@JoJoFromJerz

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@RepMTG Blah blah blah. Expected talking point.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Katie Porter is reading “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck” while Republican chaos ensues on the House Floor.

Katie Porter is an icon🧡

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@elonmusk Huh?

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

I could watch this on a loop.

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@adidas I have to say I have had the worst customer experience with you. Retuned shoes, 2 months later, and 5 phone calls all ending in ‘we are fixing it right now’ and still no refund.

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

I want to see something. Retweet if you agree: Florida deserves better than Ron DeSantis.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you.

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

Democrats, Independents, and Republicans are all unifying to defeat Ron DeSantis because they’re ready to bring decency and respect back to our state.

Can you retweet to help us get to 250K followers so we can keep growing our movement?

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@RVarmint @Ohio_buckeye_us @MonicaLewinsky Humor also has a shelf life, this is why past it expiration date. Why don’t you hit me with one of those amazing slams you have been sending my way and I will let you have the last word. Ciao Belle.

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@RVarmint @Ohio_buckeye_us @MonicaLewinsky That we can agree on Willie Robertson.