Peter W. King

I'm a Good Boy, and I Do Fine.

My superhero alter ego is named Wesley Snopes. I fight vampires, evade taxes, and debunk urban legends (all in a single bound.)

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@FarmAid Sweet Home Alabama ;)

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@PhishRadioSXM I love that you're playing the Dick's Catapult as a standalone jam

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@OphiraE Loved your set last night in Fairfield. Looks like you won't have to worry about Venmo FOMO much longer: https://t.co/Lo1qX0fR8w

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@TMobileHelp I've got a Pixel 3 XL (currently on Sprint network) and I'm hearing this is not compatible with T-Mobile once the merge completes on 1/1.

Per this document, the device is compatible: https://t.co/kzSd7PmuFs

Can you please comment and let me know what's up?

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@Hotwire I tried to #bookbeyond with @Hotwire last summer and they refused to refund my rental! #literallyanyothervendorplease

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

Can't wait to get back on the road this summer without ever again utilizing the shady car rental service @Hotwire ! They refused to refund my money during the pandemic last year for a trip we were mandated not to take!

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

Hey @SUBWAY -- how come I can't order a Veggie Patty sandwich using the mobile app?

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@MrBlackFrancis thanks for staying so engaged and calling bullshit where it is deserved.

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@moshekasher You and Natasha are so sweet for doing this. Bless you, and may 2021 be properly redeeming!

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@Hotwire All of my future travel will be booked with literally any vendor other than https://t.co/mpc58XrQkP #SpookySzn #AnySzn #UnscruplousBusinessPracticesDuringQuarantine

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@DougBenson high five for this one!

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

I broke my promise/Do keep your distance

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@BiancaBickford @kelly_knox

OMG What is a grue? (Wrong game I realize, but wow, so much Infocom time was spent back in the 80s.)

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

Currently in hysterics imagining a Bob Dylan version of Iko Iko

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@Hotwire after refusing to issue a refund for a pandemic cancelled trip, I will never use your service again!

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@blainecapatch Give 'em Enough Milk

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@serialracing Two thumbs up for this! Maybe "pace it" over 13.1 days?

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

@hotwire my itinerary for late july was cancelled due to COVID-19. i'm being told my @hotwire car rental is non-refundable. this is ridiculous, and it really reflects poorly on @hotwire.

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

Can't wait to go back to @AMCTheatres and enjoying every second of my A-List subscription!
#TenetMovie #andAnyOtherMovie

[Sri Chinmoy Quotes @srichinmoyquote]

Smile, smile, smile
At your mind
As often as possible.
Your smiling will considerably reduce
Your mind's tearing tension.

-Sri Chinmoy

[Peter W. King @peterwking]

Representative .@Fishbein4ct , will you take a minute to sign this petition for the good of Cheshire and Wallingford? https://t.co/cUnrGAJX4p