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[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

So we did a thing

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I love how Zack Wheeler is always pissed off.

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

@ah_pod

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

@Phillies Forget all star - let’s talk NL MVP

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Before they decided Hulk had to be a cuddly liberal

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

There’s an incredibly weird trend of camera guys doing this recently - I hate it

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Dawg 😭

[you will surely get the karkland @fmtovvns]

Epstein Island class reunion

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Runner on 3rd, no outs

Cue absolute filth 🔥

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

@FranzkeLA Sliding back into work on a fresh Monday morning

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Trump: “California is rigging the election!”

Also Trump:

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Brandon Marsh’s Home Run from the White Sox Japanese Broadcast.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Calling them spineless is unfair to creatures that evolved without a spine.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[John Foley @2008Philz]

[Verse 1]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus]
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only shootin' stars break the mold

[Verse 2]
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

[Chorus]
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(All that glitters is gold)
Only shootin' stars break the mold

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

@_ericnoname

[Phillies Phan Pete @petesimsy]

@Phillies @brandon_marsh22

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

When your entire worldview is based not on knowledge, but on what others think - the only possible rebuttal is a performance.

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

“The more customers who walk into a restaurant, the more tables you need, especially when you already have a table shortage.”

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