Pete Jones

Keen cyclist and caravanner. Retired, not out and not early.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@emmaroc33249448 @AllisonPearson "Has all been quite a genius Machiavellian plan by China et al." I think that's always been China's plan - to take over the world by economics. They (apparently) own most of the South American infrastructure.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@vivienmiss They store them at Dover (or nearby) in case the owners wish to claim them back - no, really. I've seen photos in the local press of hundreds stored in a compound.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@kentlivenews It's not blocking the A2. It's partially blocking Church Lane.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@SwaleCouncil Very good - Newington first on the list and yet "build more houses in Newington" seems to be the order of the day.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

Just "#cycled" for nigh on 8 #hours on a static bike @Morrisons in #Sittingbourne on behalf @DemelzaCharity and raised a wonderful £260 from #customers. Thank you to everyone who supported me. To add to that total please visit https://t.co/Deyas3yzP6
Thank you.

@MorrisonsNews

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

On #Thursday 10th Aug I will be "pedaling" all day (on a static #bicycle) for @DemelzaCharity at @Morrisons supermarket, #Sittingbourne. Please come and support me if you can. If you can't make it, please support me at https://t.co/Deyas3yzP6

Ta!

#charity #Thursday #fundraiser

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@pcaravan "...the jockey wheel is secured and wound down sufficiently, so the van’s coupling head is higher than the car’s towball, then wind up the steadies."

No - brake, jockey on floor & lock, steadies, then wind up to miss towball. Newbies will bend/break steadies or floor your way.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

Dear @VW, @UKVolkswagen, @VWGroup, are then any plans to investigate/fix the TrafficMaster (TMC) issues that have been affecting (the UK) since March 31st '23? This is affecting (at least) 2016 VW models and certain earlier @SKODAUK models - no traffic info while navigating.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

This reminds we why I am cycling 300km from #Paris to #Sittingbourne in September to raise funds for this amazing #charity. To support me, please search "PeteTheVan68" on JustGiving.

https://t.co/Deyas3yzP6

Why "68"? I will be that age in September...

@DemelzaCharity

[Demelza Charity @DemelzaCharity]

Priscilla spoke about the impact Demelza has on her and Zelcia's day-to-day life and how she doesn't know what she would do without this support.💙

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@davidmbarnett I wonder what @MyDoncaster would have done?

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

https://t.co/SHIlvkPVEL

At last. Some real science and research.

#ConspiracyTheories #nasa

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@ChloeWD38 @4bruce7 Is that an American Fanny or an English Fanny? Asking for a friend. 🤔

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@Gatwick_Airport Typo in your drop-off page.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

They're getting marginally cleverer now. The #scammers are now spoofing numbers that begin with your own area code.

(presses option 2 to speak to them)

"Which 'visa' card are we taking about?"

*click*

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@kentfirerescue If you want someone to witness the incident on the A299 this afternoon where the white van held you up for about 3 miles near Dargate, let me know.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@EngineMode11 @MigueluVe @no1_mansell_fan

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@BBC_Future I suppose the question to ask is "Where did see them last?" And go from there...

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@Chantel32418077 @kentlivenews "Rumor is the U.S. spelling of the noun meaning a piece of unverified information of uncertain origin. Rumour is the preferred spelling in all other main varieties of English." - https://t.co/AloofkmVEU

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@UrielOrionson @psa10memes Check Google Moon. You can see the landing sites, tracks etc.

[Pete Jones @petethevan]

@ThePrydonian Because the BBC was #woke even in those days...