Pete Witham

Singer/Guitar Player for Pete Witham & The Cozmik Zombies!

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

This goes out to all the geniuses grabbing at the wheel who just can't be bothered to ask us first, and to our AI overlords they will most certainly unleash. AI.. Have mercy on us... ☝️Elon's the one u want.

https://t.co/B3PFw6zxBc via @YouTube

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@mspopok Has it been confirmed that Trump is using America First Policy instead of the Heritage Foundation & Project 2025? Also how does this affect the dynamic of the Supreme Court out that for all intents and purposes is understood to be controlled by The Heritage Foundation.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@joncoopertweets This is the real war on Christmas. Vicious acts by those that would call themselves Christians on a sacred day meant to remind us of the forgiveness, sacrifice, kindness, and generosity that comprise the path of Christ.This is nothing short of an all out assault on Christianity.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@elonmusk @neontaster You are insane. Please stop.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@BrianFlorian9 @AdamKinzinger Dude, your mother called and asked you to stop being such a suck up

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@JD_Fornwalt @AdamKinzinger Lame, dude... completely lame. Go back to your master in the fires of mt doom

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@Radical_Mainiac Awwwwww. Too cute.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@MonstersOfRock Does your mom sing?

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

Desecrated Skynyrd cuz he can’t write a song
Sing Ba De Bang Boogie Bougie fake and a fraud
A real tough guy when he’s screaming at kids
Offended by millennials like the Karen he is

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

U call this rock, kid? Thanks, I think I will pass
Sounds like someone shoved that silver spoon sideways up your ass.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@alexsteed U call this rock, kid? Thanks, I think I will pass
Sounds like someone shoved that silver spoon sideways up your ass.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@alexsteed Robert James Richie is a weak ass bitch
Claims he is a red neck but his family was rich
Pink Izod T-Shirt, had his very own horse.
He was a big bad baller, on his Dad’s Tennis Court
Whiny little snowflake his lyrics are whack,
His new song sucks sounds like he joined Nickleback

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@alexsteed Desecrated Skynyrd cuz he can’t write a song
Sing Ba De Bang Boogie Bougie fake and a fraud
A real tough guy when he’s screaming at kids
Offended by millennials like the Karen he is

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@WolfVanHalen Your dad meant the world to me as an idol. He was good, humble, and a complete badass. We love you. Dont give any attention to these folks. Uncle Dave will tell ya and I'm sure your Dear old dad did a good job too.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

For the record, stop trying to "pray the gay away" in young people. Take it from me... I've tried to pray away the fucking ignorance of old assholes, and so far... it's completely useless. #gay #prayer #pleasefuckingstop

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@HenryLovesYou @BenKissel I hope you make a full recovery. I'll get the prayer circle together.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@WolfVanHalen I think it's a great idea. If you really really wanted to push the envelope (although it might make for mixed messages) you could look at hot for teacher.

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

@WolfVanHalen I'd buy one. You'd be sharing a most personal version of a universal feeling that would make the perfect rallying cry for all of us who would not have quarters thrown at us while being drowned by the shouts of "DANCE MONKEY!!!"

[Pete Witham @petewitham]

This Just In: Baby on Cover of Nirvana's Nevermind is Still Trying to Catch That Dollar. #nevermind #nirvana