naw da hoes laughed at me last night. i was at da pump, and i tapped da nozzle a few times so it wouldnt drip on da paint and a car of four girls was next to me, da driver said “damn, need every drop huh big boy?” and sped off. im still at da gas station.
Aaron Rodgers at MetLife Stadium as confetti fell at Taylor Swift's concert:
"The Jets won the Super Bowl!!"
Trying to speak it into existence...
(via keleighteller/IG)
Jets CB Sauce Gardner as a rookie:
🔒 1st team All Pro: first rookie CB to do so in 41 years
🔒 Pro Bowl pick
🔒 Led NFL in pass breakups with 20
🔒 Allowed 1 TD pass all season (didn’t allow a single TD in college)
Already in the conversation for best man coverage player alive.
Just finished Season 1 in my rewatch of The Sopranos and I am sad to report to the haters, which there aren't many of whatsoever, that this show remains a 100/100 and one of the best pieces of media ever crafted.
What a fucking masterpiece.
Mets 10 year outlook after everyone leaves
2023 42-120 Kimbrell has 40 blown saves and Clem and KFC sell Let it Go shirts
2024 31-131
2025 20-142
2026 0-162
2027 23-139
2028 10-152
2029 0-162
2030 0-162
2031 0-162
2032 Religated