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[Roger That @peteyc523]

The third season of #you gets really out of hand very fast

[Roger That @peteyc523]

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they act in an airport

[Roger That @peteyc523]

This should surprise nobody

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Subway tuna sandwiches do not contain any tuna DNA, say lab tests commissioned by @nytimes.

2 customers are suing saying its sandwiches have no tuna, which the company denies. Last year, an Irish court ruled Subway bread has too much sugar to be legally considered bread.

[Roger That @peteyc523]

In case anyone was wondering, I’m out on hard boiled eggs. The effort to peel off the shell for a cold egg makes no sense. Waste of an egg. Sunny side up or I’m out

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Problems in society: starvation, clean water, people who pay 18 grand for invisible art

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Italian artist sells invisible sculpture for more than $18,000 https://t.co/NjdQERp3xJ

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Found my first grey hair today, only 40 years before retirement #hodl #silverfox #saltandpepper

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

25 years later, @AdamSandler brings back the Happy Gilmore swing 🐐

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Torrey Pines looking fine. 😍

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Life’s too short to diversify your portfolio. Pick one stock and make it your ride-or-die

[Roger That @peteyc523]

@Miko2damax I just don’t want the responsibility that comes with owning a tv!

[Roger That @peteyc523]

@maxhoma23 all I want for Christmas is to be annihilated and lose all confidence in my golf swing

[Roger That @peteyc523]

California teenagers intimidate me

[Roger That @peteyc523]

@Miko2damax As long as it's not a doll

[David Perell @david_perell]

Bryson DeChambeau might be the most innovative athlete in the world right now.

He just won his first major championship and is changing how golf is played at the highest levels. People call him "The Mad Scientist of Golf." Here's what you can learn from him.

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[Roger That @peteyc523]

Dealing with to-go condiments is the worst part of dining during Covid. I don’t care about eating outside, but ripping apart 20 ketchup packets every time I want French fries is a massive buzzkill

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Keep hearing the “if you invested $5000 in Amazon in 1997” hypothetical. Doing that back then would’ve also been a full blown psychopathic move

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Hot take but subtitles are a must for watching movies

[Roger That @peteyc523]

Some of my friends five years ago: “Venmo seems kinda sketchy, what if it gets hacked?”
Same friends now: “feeling like going long on dogecoin with a side of Ethereum today”

[Roger That @peteyc523]

@ATT my WiFi is too slow to go on your website and upgrade my WiFi

[Roger That @peteyc523]

@tnewtt__ Free Britney