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[derek peth @PethDerek]

My love language is cheese

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@snarkhawk @JDScholten Enjoy your little He-man Democrats Hater group, buddy. Good luck shouting a bunch of names of people you don’t like and expecting that to mean something anyone normal.

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@snarkhawk @JDScholten You just wrote a list of names dude. If you want to sound like the butt of that Shane Gillis joke on the internet, that’s up to you. I happen to wish we would talk about actual things happening instead of sounding like someone you avoid when walking down the street.

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Sorry but this is so much better than two extra parking spots

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@eugyppius1 Plumbers thinking the only time draino is used is right before they show up…

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@snarkhawk @JDScholten You guys have been saying a version of this about every democrat on any ballot in any state for over a decade now. Do you think you’re persuading anyone new and normal? Do you think anyone trying to decide what to do actually pays attention to this weird repetition?

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@Stewie_Mucker @JDScholten These are worn out talking points from the Republican primary. I have literally heard Rob Sand talking about all of these issues with my own ears. This is not the race you think it is if you didn’t even know that.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Each circle has a different story

[sam🌪️ hit the wall @star1ightstan13]

genuine question, why does a train line or a new park have to go thru years of votes and environmental impact studies but something like this can just? happen?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@bykevinclark Dolphins are the weirdest one. In a random neighborhood 30 minutes from downtown Miami.
Almost an hour drive with traffic from Coral Gables for the Hurricanes who play there as well.
Tore down the Orange Bowl dtown to replace it with the Marlins stadium which is always 10% full

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

ok this is funny

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@FullFatVideos Should have embraced what we all know as desert hot rods instead of running to fast and furious.

No way that paint job lasts more than a week flying through sand.

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@lyzl No introduction needed Lyz! You are an incredible journalist who I have looked to as a resource for information for many years!

[derek peth @PethDerek]

@Dan_a_rama @KateCornell @grok You need AI to have opinions? My god please touch grass.