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[derek peth @PethDerek]

My love language is cheese

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

[pingu @pingu4ll]

if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude

[Morgan Stradling @MorganStradling]

I owe you an apology, George. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

[Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas @_parasocial]

sound on sound on sound on

[J.D. Banker @DadInvest]

AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.

[Namo @lovesicknamo]

THIS ONE FMUJQFAGYWV

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

10/10 response from the owner.👏

[Shire Propagandist @ShirePropaganda]

GEORGE I KNEEL

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

"my mama said we gotta go, okay bye"

[ben ! @bens_bender]

he’s actually becoming a grandmaster rn

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

No it’s not a “tough situation” or a messy family squabble. It’s a little girl who was raped by her stepfather and abandoned by her mother. Literally anyone with a scrap of decency would be horrified.

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

neurodivergent people will retuse to watch the show everyone's obsessed with for two years, finally give in, and then become the most obsessed person alive. we didn't miss the hype. we just needed it to be our idea.

[chase @_chase_____]

do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before

[crack 𓃵 @dfwcrack]

I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions

[anna 🌊 @hauntingnellie]

this being real footage from a bbc one doc and not ai is making me so happy

[Dark Skinned @Ovahdozz]

its ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of
human connection btw

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

The billionaires can smell the end of Trump and are now socially positioning for 2028