may olvera

King of the rodeo 💌 u don't need my bylines!

[may olvera @simplagoon]

What was that abt Mexico fumbling hometown advantage

[may olvera @simplagoon]

People love making numbers up on this website

[𝔃𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔰 𝔰 @OrdinariateUSA]

The “catholic revival” is coming to a dead halt thanks to Leo

We’re going to see a sharp decrease in attendance from westerners under 30 as they come to the realization that the church isn’t interested in advocating for or defending them

Conversions are going to be 10, 20% of what they were in 2026 next year, and all those who converted in the post-2020 revival are going to slowly fall away as they realize that the Catholic Church isn’t as based and trad as they thought, but that rather it is just another gay liberal NGO

Thanks, bob

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

TONIGHT WE SACRIFICE MORRISSEY

[sabina @sabinathegreat]

new york city is culturally CUNY more than anything

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Questionable narrative and/or skill issue

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Flew into Mexico City from DC last night and I’m already clocking the shift in energy.

I left my England shirt in the bag for this flight despite wearing it loud and proud on every single one before now without any second thoughts.

But here? The Mexico fan vibe isn’t reading as normal rivalry. It’s heavier and meaner. It’s not banter; there’s no playfulness about it. There’s actual aggression in it, and underneath that, something colder and almost unhinged.

Walked a few blocks around the hotel in my England shirt this morning and got called “puta gringa” - white whore, basically. The whole atmosphere is steeped in this hostility.

Police have shut roads down, running checkpoints, confiscating glass bottles like they’re expecting things to pop off. Riot vibes. I’ve traveled everywhere in this shirt and never once felt this on edge.

It feels like it’s more than “just football” at stake here. I hope that I’m reading it all wrong, that it’s just pre-match noise that burns off once the final whistle blows and everyone goes home.

[Maná @manaoficial]

Listos para esta noche.

[may olvera @simplagoon]

That haircut really shaped who i am today... and so did my naturalization yayyyy 250

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Why is being this loud part of American culture can yall KEEP IT DOWN

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Prince William will be on the next episode of ‘New Heights.’ Dropping today.

[may olvera @simplagoon]

When someone says "i was going to send you that," it's actually heartbreaking bc why didn't you send it then

[German Ideologist @RotIdeologist]

They got you fighting a class war to distract from the world cup

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Lover boys still exist

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[may olvera @simplagoon]

I just think these people have very bad self esteem because they don't believe their choices and actions could ever be significant enough to impact a single other person, good or bad !

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

As expected, Knicks fans were stealing the signature blue and orange garbage cans during the parade yesterday

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Writing "and go Knicks!" on all my emails for the rest of the year

[Om @betterrcallom]

happy june 16th to everyone who celebrates. the most important walk in cinema happened today. somewhere in vienna its always sunset.

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Fake ID but it's for tweeting

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Congrats to @nyknicks . America’s more fun when New York’s happy

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Clavicular post-nose job

[FLOTUS Report @MELANIAJTRUMP]

Barron Trump at the UFC Freedom 250 event tonight

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

New York City has been chosen by God and will certainly survive the fall of the Republic now that we have assumed the Mandate of Heaven again

[may olvera @simplagoon]

RICHARD KNICKSON IS MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT

[may olvera @simplagoon]

HAPPY NEW YEAR NYC HAPPY NEW YEAR KNICKS