may olvera

King of the rodeo 💌 u don't need my bylines!

[may olvera @simplagoon]

This is quite literally something a stoner in my philosophy class said to me when we were 20

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Burning ur mouth on food is the mark of the beast..... excess, arrogance, no self control

[may olvera @simplagoon]

If it's not U.S. Press Secretary Tiffany "New York" Pollard idc

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@donniedelillo Pointless edit where you capitalize Work

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@donniedelillo

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@donniedelillo Your text edits are all-around insane actually

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@CHUMBUCKET @Drake bro you have ZERO motion in nyc

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@CHUMBUCKET Every time i step out of my New York apt -- u step out and there's the world, u know ??

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@CHUMBUCKET Dead ass! 😀

[WalkEmDown OppSmoker PLANKTON 😈 @CHUMBUCKET]

what if i said fuck it and became president of the united states like obama

[may olvera @simplagoon]

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

Idk if it's my biggest but this had 2010 tumblr in a CHOKEHOLD

[camryn (COMMS OPEN) @camrymel]

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

this singular drawing

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@_angeluhhhhhhh Hiii if u mean the $30 for 30 it's here and if u mean the fake ID i have no idea https://t.co/kBOCdhhimC

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Getting a fake ID making me younger so i qualify for the New York City Ballet $30 for 30 program

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@norabird We look young, we can pass

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Absolutely humiliating that my Where's Waldo costume literally just looks like me on a completely normal day

[sonder berry @Midnightballoon]

many are suffering from anti-ai psychosis

[may olvera @simplagoon]

@CHUMBUCKET : )

[may olvera @simplagoon]

I got my first email address when i was seven, always had my own computer in my room and was on the Star Wars forums when i was ten. That i am well adjusted and was never groomed is a miracle

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess