zam

incubating, mm. @ValetTrading

[zam @zamdoteth]

i've market made more Solana projects than anyone alive (including toly) from now on, if you use

@ValetTrading for your token, I will give you a complimentary pitch deck review as well as intros

nothing more expensive than not using Valet MM on Solana

[zam @zamdoteth]

VCs in Silicon Valley work day in and day out to earn as much money as possible

So their boyfriends can afford running an AI B2B SaaS that loses $25k/month

[zam @zamdoteth]

@davidpereIsHIM ??

[zam @zamdoteth]

I started investing after exiting a startup successfully in 2023

Back then, only gpt3.5 was more or less decent

Now i only invest in founders who still use gpt3.5 level AI while coding, to ensure that their skill level AT LEAST matches mine

[zam @zamdoteth]

@mrdacuto than what

[zam @zamdoteth]

@yuhasbeentaken thanks

[zam @zamdoteth]

@zyadelgoharyx ?????? this works 99% of the time

[zam @zamdoteth]

I’m 99% certain that the MAJORITY of demand for cursor in Amsterdam is caused by russian people VPNing from there

[Ben Lang @benln]

Remaining cities with most demand for Cafe Cursor:

• Amsterdam
• Pune
• Stockholm
• Abuja
• Bali
• Lima
• Seoul
• Osaka
• Los Angeles
• Chicago
• Rio
• Hyderabad
• Seattle
• Munich
• Porto

Stay tuned!

[zam @zamdoteth]

@tryheyanna @sagar_dbs my quants

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just sold a $174,000 asset for $73.10🫣

[zam @zamdoteth]

@xaitoshi_ dm on tg brother

[zam @zamdoteth]

@lexxigs “set up a meeting with your father”

[zam @zamdoteth]

As an investor, i will ALWAYS prioritize founders with rich parents

The good thing with these startup investments is that they are fully refundable

This is possible because of blackmail

[zam @zamdoteth]

@francodosha i’m always serious

[zam @zamdoteth]

As an investor, i will ALWAYS prioritize founders with rich parents

The good thing with these startup investments is that they are fully refundable

This is possible because of blackmail

[zam @zamdoteth]

Crazy how well Anthropic founder Dario has managed to keep being a gay man secret for so long

No other way you IPO at $400.000.000.000 in Silicon Valley

Thiel must have a finger in this game if you know what i mean

[zam @zamdoteth]

@rookie_of_Ph me???

[zam @zamdoteth]

@Spliggas @onchainprincess i don’t like the fees and your founder is ignoring me

[zam @zamdoteth]

Pro networking tip if you don’t have a degree from stanford:

If you’re raising for a startup, the only thing you should be doing is flying to SF and frequenting gay bars

Climb up the ranks to join the gay SF pedo elite and secure a $50m preseed

[zam @zamdoteth]

The main role sales people play in companies is luring in clients with bait

So you can, in fact, refer to someone in sales as a Master Baiter

[zam @zamdoteth]

@coreyward @samlambert EXACTLY! Thanks for understanding

[zam @zamdoteth]

It’s insane how everyone in Silicon Valley is actively promoting Corgi which is a LITERAL child labor wrapper

When did we stoop so low