humbug adam

protip: don't fall off your bike, he/him

[humbug adam @peticanoe]

I heard there was a secret ooze
That made you fight and never lose
But you don't really care for kung-fu, do yer?
Splinter taught them all he knew,
Katana, sai, bō, nunchaku
The training dojo doubled as a sewer.

Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant
Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuurtles

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@renjorlas perhaps their eyes are polarized like a mantis shrimp?

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Did everybody in town get one of these or is the bank being passive aggressive about our raking situation specifically? https://t.co/ywS9XUo10u

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There's a spider on your shirt and his name is Victory! #welcometonightvale #wtnv

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@howiecohen @GreatestTrek Chief of the watch, Float the buoy,

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@Dick_Agency Women are the best way to get to know you better than what you are doing for your life

Uhhh

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@TricksyRaccoon @WhamCalker THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUSE

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@TricksyRaccoon @WhamCalker Letting the days go by 🎶
https://t.co/u8lG9gS1xo

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Because I am Very Stupid™️ I only just now realized how much Star Wars is knocking off/paying homage to Dune

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@Kislingtwits Capitalism

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Sure I'll join the pta. Do you have any openings in the paramilitary wing?

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I will say that it was the first time either of us had played with a full 60 card deck (she won a trainer set at summer reading club) and we just sort of made the decks up from cards she's been given by friends. Still kind of a fun game

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My 9yo just wiped the floor with me playing Pokemon cards. I am.... proud?

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@KuribosShoe @Dick_Agency Why the interest alone would be enough to buy this ship

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@joewintergreen Get those chests some moisturizer

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Tilezzz https://t.co/Q3HlKf49WW

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What a nice surprise to come home to https://t.co/5bwOBz5zhr

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Veni, vidi, pantry https://t.co/Lj1vaGI0mV

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It's like a tele-novella mixed with a liberal dose of early 90s bbc shot-on-tape

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Old Teller on VHS with hd up scaling and motion smoothing is deeeeeeeep in the uncanny valley

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#maker tip: if you make the last step of a project "clean everything up" then step zero of the next project doesn't have to be "clean up the last one"

Not like, personal experience. Not from every single project. Just something I heard that doesn't ever apply to me personally.