vaccinated but still feral 💫

honestly tired 24/7
she/her they/them whatever floats ur boat | 25 | BLM

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER

[Rhiannon 🏳️‍🌈💪 @UnionRhiannon]

Jimothy commands it.

[Roku @Roku]

Jimothy made it all the way to Roku City. 🦝

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[meghan @meghanfaceeee]

got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside

[University of Washington @UW]

Our newest honorary doctorate: Dr. Jimothy 🎓

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Holy crap, STAT News is reporting that Eli Lilly & the FDA let 1 person access a powerful new weight loss drug through FDA’s “compassionate use” program, which is reserved for people w/ serious and immediately life-threatening conditions.

That one person is believed to be Trump.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

[Bilim Dünyası @dunyasalbilim]

Almanya’daki Sprengel Müzesi’nde sergilenen sıra dışı bir kinetik enstalasyon:

Havada sallanan bir şamandıra, Atlantik Okyanusu’ndaki gerçek ikiziyle eşzamanlı hareket ediyor ve dalgalar üzerindeki salınımını birebir taklit ediyor.

[junkuma @J_KMOR]

🐕🚿🐤

[clare @sadderlizards]

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A police station in Japan has reappointed its official Shiba Inu officer for another year

Mamesuke, a 5-year-old Shiba Inu, is heading back to work with an official rank and duties promoting safety in the local community

[Canta Per Me @MH_Canta]

Sitting in a train rn and I had to bury my face in my jacket to not burst out in laughter and draw any attention to myself bc I was preparing myself for the absolute worst and it still exceeded my expectations 💀

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

“Respect your elders” is just code for “let old people get away with nonsense”

[DEAN 卌 @YDGTPMP3]

“i asked chatGPT “ yeah well i asked the blood ocean from iron lung and it called you fucking stupid