PetorianPride

E. Peterbus Unum

[PetorianPride @PetorianPride]

You don't have to be a Christian to stand with Petoria.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lionel Messi has 0 Super Bowl championships.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Before it was commonplace for everyone to have a high quality camera in their pocket this little dude probably would’ve become a local cryptid and been given a name like “the Seattle Squelcher.”

[rome 🐵 celebrating likweli @gibbontime]

NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

[Fahhh @yowtfahhh]

They got more hate than screentime 😭

[bree @debreefing]

this baby showed up in my backyard last week and has been back for breakfast and dinner everyday since then :3

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

31 years ago today…

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Who the fuck drew this

[Milk Speech @milk_speech]

The tanlines 👀

[Ralwando @ralwando]

3 teams remain undefeated at the 2026 World Cup:

Argentina 🇦🇷 - 7W 0D 0L
Spain 🇪🇸 - 6W 1D 0L
Iran 🇮🇷 - 0W 3D 0L

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[⚡🦅⚔️ @GloriousMight]

"I dropped out, I'm unemployed, I do drugs, I'm alcoholic, and I'm on probation."

Her:

[PetorianPride @PetorianPride]

I'm gooning

[April @aprilsloverr]

Two nights in a row, Alysa knows what we want omg

[json @edgyjson]

turns out fucking a coworker is an important part of becoming an adult

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Seems like butt the only safe thing to eat now

[Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald]

Stuff like this is a great reminder that we can fix things, to some degree.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Aging is just people telling each other "19 is so young" "33 is so young" "54 is so young" until you die

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

sorry about the world you have been born into.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Sophie Cunningham has unintentionally become the WNBA's "It Girl". Slay.