Peter Alan

Scottish, project manager, Paisley.

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@AsdaServiceTeam @asda the new app is having a moment.

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@ThomasAKaspar @MarioNawfal Do you think that is a picture of Beyoncé?

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@MrJamesStapes

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@joshcharles_21 Literally not the live vocals and the clips are cropped weird. Why would you do that? https://t.co/R8ex6AOsmt

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@joshcharles_21 @timbpmusic This isn’t the audio from the performance… https://t.co/R8ex6AP0c1

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@SophieEB

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@thelmarouge @OldPhil459 @KieranPAndrews In London ALONE there are 73 constituencies. There are 57 in the entire country of Scotland.

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Chucked in my stairwell door; @bt_uk this both wasteful and inconvenient.

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@jameelajamil @boohoo Sorry; from the outside it looked like attending the show was promotion for the movie. It wasn’t fully directed at you; it’s the general surprise that boohoo’s track record of human rights violations are well publicised, but high profile celebs are dtf with collabs.

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@KenTremendous hi.

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Anyone else’s dog sneak onto your pillow and pretend to be asleep?

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#meganfox #boohoo

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@PrimeVideo @AmazonHelp @amazonwatch @alexa99 is there a setting to turn off adverts for pro-gun, anti-choice, racist right-wing propaganda hate shows who’ve been peddling “COVID is a hoax” for the duration of the pandemic? @AmazonUK @amazon @AmazonAssociate @AmazonEurope

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My heart. #CatsOfTwitter

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@Eurosport_UK I beg of you - please turn the mic down on your tennis commentators. You can literally hear every breath and swallow. It's unlistenable.

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It’s almost like we were a ruthless colonial power who voted out of a European Union with a head of state who said nothing about her son being a nonce but decided to talk about the dangers of obesity in her annual speech. #Eurovision

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We can’t solve everything, but @BankofScotland can you move your logo down one millimetre on the banking app.

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@OwenJones84 She has 28k followers and you have 1 million. I know you’re holding people to account, but we also didn’t need to see this. Let her shout in the dark.