Petra

she/her/hers

[Petra @petra_anne47]

When someone says "collard greens" I think of tiny broccoli and asparagus wearing tiny collars with ties.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

@kristineileen7 omg I just finished it the other week too and same. I recommend Schitt's Creek.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

a dwindling mercurial high

[Petra @petra_anne47]

@kristineileen7 you're amazing!!!!

[Petra @petra_anne47]

I got a facial today and I told the facialist that one of my concerns was anti-aging but I noticed there was a pink 4th generation ipod nano playing music in the room and left feeling not very anti-aged.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

I, too, have lost my mind on the 210 during rush hour

[Petra @petra_anne47]

I have post-concert depression for the first time in probably 10 years.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

Like each album has a connection to a specific friend I used to sing and dance with to each song over and over and over again, but I'm not friends with that person anymore. It's bittersweet how I'm more affected by the memories of listening to the songs than the songs themselves.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

With all these re-releases of Taylor Swift's albums, of course I'm nostalgic for the romantic relationships that I connect with the songs, but I think what's been harder is to be reminded of the best friendships that I had during each of those eras.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

My wallet isn't ready for Trader Joe's peppermint Joe-Joe's season

[Petra @petra_anne47]

That being said, the most tweetable moment for me at this party was an argument over whether American Spirit cigarettes were cool because they are organic, which was had while everyone in the argument was smoking American Spirit cigarettes

[Petra @petra_anne47]

Dude I met at a halloween party dressed as a ghost was obsessed with going viral on twitter. Kept saying things were "tweetable" when we were having conversations.

[Petra @petra_anne47]

The one thing no one tells you about moving to Denver is that you will hear "Don't trust me" (you know that one boyfriend got beef song?) more times on the radio than you did in 7th grade since 3OH!3 are from Denver and we're particularly proud of that??

[Petra @petra_anne47]

My anxiety has improved from "waiting to send an email on Monday because I avoided sending it earlier & now I don't want to bother them on a Friday at 4pm" to "sending an email Friday at 4pm because when nobody replies it's because it's Fri at 4pm & not because they all hate me"

[Petra @petra_anne47]

Not me spending actual time trying to figure out if a tweet belongs on my personal twitter or on my science twitter

[Petra @petra_anne47]

@kristineileen7 back on my old twitter and I just saw this and I'm still being called out two years later

[Petra @petra_anne47]

Hi it's been 3 years but I think I'm back on twitter? Is this thing on?

[Petra @petra_anne47]

if you play the Jonas Brothers' SOS music video at exactly 11:58:57 tomorrow then Kevin will throw his phone in the trash at exactly midnight. start off your new year giving high fives because hugs are overrated just fyi

[Petra @petra_anne47]

a random act of helplessness

[Petra @petra_anne47]

Last night my sister was doing an insta live story and the only two people watching were me and my dad and we were having a straight up text conversation in her comments

[Petra @petra_anne47]

"Aw how cute you're all dressed up as the Ghostbusters for Halloween"
"NoOo we're dressed up as the kids from Stranger Things DUHHH"