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Hi, I am @petka. I live in a tech bubble.

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Come join the Flat Earth Society! We have members all around the globe!

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The chase is better than the catch.

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Antelope Canyon is the bomb

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You get what you expect — Law of attraction

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We know nothing

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My mom just stepped into my conference call background mopping floor in her underwear. Coworkers pretended they have not seen anything. 🤣😂

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Memorizing words for school has also been tremendously difficult for me. That’s why I’m an engineer and not a doctor.

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Also, I don’t remember almost anything from my childhood and teenage years, and often not even stuff that happened a year ago! Why might that be? Trauma? Stress? Dissociation? Or normal?

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I never seem to remember names, even after asking people to repeat them to me multiple times. It’s been like this my whole life? Is this a thing or am I just ignorant?

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I’m posting from #GoogleIO #googleio22 at @petka

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@proetrie What are the downsides of having a really smart boyfriend? @Spectrumofreas1

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@Spectrumofreas1 @elonmusk But don’t you agree that he only attracts a union of two groups: golddiggers and sapiosexuals? Might be hard to tell who is who.

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If @elonmusk became poor, his dating pool would immediately shrink to only sapiosexuals. Without that brain, the pool would converge to zero.

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@collindonnell Some of my Google coworkers do. IDEs make them inefficient.

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@steren @knet Mine looked the same!

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BTS from my #io22 talk. You don’t want to miss this year’s Google I/O https://t.co/apzFrFQFyJ!

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Are welfare systems in direct contradiction with natural selection?

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Can someone explain to me why IRS would do such a dumb thing the night before taxes are due?

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Got rocks?

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Throwback to #upwflorida #upw @TonyRobbins