Jay Barry

I make stuff for the Internet. Web Developer at Beam and Hinge in Soda City, SC.

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@henrymcmaster @realDonaldTrump Fart sounds

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@weekendsofsound Never heard Pavement either, I think the closest is that it’s more of a vibe similarity than sound.

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@Paul_Bowers I’m sure the new department of government efficiency will take care of this.

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@tug3000 I didn’t like the movie at all, partially because not only was her character so underdrawn, the whole movie was. Everything was so generic, simple and unexplained I had a hard time connecting it to what it was trying to satire. I feel like I ‘got’ it, it just didn’t work for me.

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I hope Shane Beamer enjoys his last year as a head coach.

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@JordanLawrence A corollary is “does the pasta salad have olives”

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@kerryrm I literally have 25 year old bookmarks

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@kerryrm I read a bunch of reviews and I’m clearly in the minority so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@kerryrm I was too but I hated it.

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@kerryrm She’s in The Substance also. And I can see the resemblance now for sure.

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Do NOT eat here

[SC Food Grades Bot @scfoodgradesbot]

On September 12, Cherokee County Detention Ctr in Gaffney, received a C rating and a score of 95% from @SCDAgriculture in a follow up inspection. Report: https://t.co/Lsny3akLF2

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Tums makes gummies and they didn’t call them Tummies?

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If Elon would have stuck with Tesla and SpaceX he could have been the second coming of Henry Ford and Thomas Edison, instead he’s the second coming of Henry Ford and Thomas Edison.

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@kerryrm I often say something like “I don’t really get them” which leaves open the possibility that someday I may come around and understand the hype.

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I hope Shane Beamer enjoys his last year as a head coach.

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@kerryrm Also hard to take anything Malkmus says seriously or at least literally.

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Even if the issues are white supremacy, apparently.

[University of South Carolina @UofSC]

@heatherafx @MichaelAmiridis Thanks for reaching out. This is an event sponsored by a student group, not the university. There are many ways to exercise free speech and the university makes resources available to any student who wants to become more engaged in issues they care about. https://t.co/2fHxMjHXQp

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@yesevamoore @weekendsofsound “You know I tried to please ya, you’re under anesthesia”

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@Paul_Bowers I guess sort of a bank shot ha.

[Jay Barry @petridisc]

@Paul_Bowers Well the Sensational Epics, from Columbia, did it first.