bitch pudding

PHD in Family Guy Studies, BSc in American Dad

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wearing a big ol veil to brunch just to be dramatic and annoying because i’m 27 and not much thrills me anymore

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my mom is like okay so don’t tell ur dad ur sister any of ur aunts that ur going on vacation or explain what ur job is and everyone’s confused why i have zero relationship or respect for them. like ur all ops apparently

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what kind of dirt does she have on everyone

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that one white lady who forces her japanese coworkers to dance while she complains about how japanese guys kiss and wears jean cut outs to the office

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this is the most boring saturday ever

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nobody is taking the giga rape stairs at dragon city mall i’m sorry

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

being a 26 year old woman at the height of the red pill anorexia epidemic is so hilarious like oh okay.

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just saw supergirl and it was soooo good

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i’m using ex very loosely

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ex drug addicts looove saying ‘this is to whoever said i couldn’t do this!!’ yes bitch u were on fent obviously we said to get clean before planning your big country escape. the harvest doesn’t wait for you to get clean for the 20th time

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‘why does everyone keep saying i can’t move to paris and be an au pair’ girl around children?

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tokyo tower 😍😍

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kills self

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restarting my gothic lolita page i’ve been reawoken

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oh bitch the damage i did at closet child…

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wrote the longest angriest email to my travel agent hashtag where’s my onsen

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also i have a gachapon problem

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yay

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there are a lot more indian people working here than i expected?