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Build with the gods and double knowledge of self

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

Car thieves wamelemewa na haka. You can hide it anywhere inside the car. Uses Google maps, waterproof, battery lasts upto 8 months. Batteries available locally for only 100 bob.

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[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

This shows how people are tired of the government and its people.
Yaaanii wameweka roadblock, hakuna kukanyanga chini.

[The Farmercist @CalebKaruga]

Nobody is trying to fix the problems we have in Kenya.
Everyone is trying to make enough money so that the problems don’t apply to them anymore 🥹

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Sexual discipline is a flex in this generation. It’s not only HIV and STIs. Some women also carries curses and bad luck. Be careful, bro. I beg you.

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Yenyewe there will never be a costlier election like this one in Ol Kalou. Mpaka wanapewa loafers mbichi walahi. Za Box. This is unheard of.

[MaRuBoZu @XaU_1880]

Driving along outering road should be among the 1000 ways to die, barabara inaisha without an alert, bana. @KeNHAKenya

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

[I am Chege @_James041]

After looting taxpayers money, illegally borrowing and using the debts to service their lavish lifestyles, auctioning public assets, the killer regime is now planning to go after our savings under NSSF and SACCOs. Instead of auditing public debts and cancelling all the Odious debts, instead of tracing looted funds to the last coin, all they think about is how to continue oppressing Kenyans.

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

Yesterday I spent the afternoon at the Muthaiga Country Club. Just being there, you see things differently. The kind of people you realise you know some, you’ve heard of and you just meet some. But they’re all wealthy. Quiet. Grinding. Zero scandals. Zero tenders. Zero association to any gov deal. Zero knowledge of “forex trading.” Just business. Some fresh (not new) money and most old money. And money it is. The parking lot is a high-end showroom bazaar. Not ex-Japanese but premium showroom cars. Some imported brand new. But never posted. Never bragged online. Some never seen by many. But they’re there. A whole class of Kenyans who look, smell, talk, dress and even breathe MONEY!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

If you’ve used the Ngong–Suswa Road recently, then you already know your guy is a total joke. The road is barely a year old, yet it’s already full of potholes🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Dg @KeNHAKenya what more do you need ? Very sad

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

This is the young, Gen Z Anglican Canon who has taken the internet by storm!

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Add fines for driving the car at over 80KPH on the EXPRESSWAY!

#UshenziKE 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

My lord kiburi nataka this year ni kama ya KTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣they are ungovernable aaah give that son of Moi what he drinks on our bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cz damn it...

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A bunch of friends decided to take a guys-only trip.
Their wives told them, “Don’t have too much fun without us.” 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

There Is an Upcoming Nairobi Private Wealth Conference.

It Will Bring Together Investors and Wealth Leaders to Discuss Wealth and Legacy Planning, Sponsored by StanChart Kenya.

Details below:

[West Beaumont @BeaumontWest]

@Kalasinga_ Be on the lookout for VW white vans.

The mobile cameras are mainly on VW white vans

[Franje @oaksupreme]

Spoke like 10 men

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Hello hello wadau🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣huyu ni Ps wa nini juu hii Kenya ni kama tunachizi wote nie ma!!