rat king

i like metal. i like chips. that’s it.

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@san7890_ @MetbyMoon

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i think having to go to the camdenton dmv gave me heart palpitations

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the urge

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i actually lose one year off my life every time a man gets a haircut

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i dont care how hard your life is brother DO NOT cut your long hair

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do you think your piss comes out slower when youre on an airplane cause there’s less pressure up there

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@jokaeguro goals

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@jokaeguro did you get so crunk that you’re swearing it off

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@jokaeguro why am i the only like

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My Twitter Crush is: @jokaeguro

➡️ https://t.co/sHzd8GtbF1

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the secret to staying calm while teaching people how to fly planes is listening to the skyrim soundtrack over your headset the whole flight

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real as fuck

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@Ash_Hufflesnuff @kaejoro wrong gay pirates lmao

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stupid gay pirate show got me listening to kate bush on repeat

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@kaejoro about damn time

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Update on the being cold in Florida when it's 70 degrees outside situation, my student called me a "disgrace to colorado" for wearing a jacket this morning.

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Living in Florida has made me go soft, it's 70 degrees out right now and I'm freezing my ass off

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hurricane is on the way to destroy the new dethklok album

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my bowels sincerely needed pumpkin spice season

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new dethklok album rips so fucking hard holy shit